Don’t try to hide it. You know you got up at 3 a.m. on Saturday the 19th to watch our American princess, Meghan Markle, marry the most eligible bachelor in Britain. I shed a tear or two (you did too) because it was just so damn beautiful, and you started to calculate how long it will be until little Prince George is legal (not in a creepy way).

In all honesty, this article was inspired by, not only this gorgeous wedding, but also the fact that I miss college so much already and I’ve only been home for a week. Enjoy, my friends.

1. Queen Elizabeth: the mom friend

She is your ride and or die and you know she would hold your hair back if you took one too many tequila shots. You always try to convince her to let loose and drunk-eat chicken nuggets with you, but she is way more comfortable monitoring everyone else. She is the only responsible one of your group, and if you really think about, you know that you would probably be dead without her. Lizzie is the real MVP.

2. Prince Charles: the rich kid

We all know a Prince Charles type. He was born wearing a Rolex and talks incessantly about how much money Daddy, or in this case Mommy, has. He has never lifted a finger to do chores or cook dinner, so he is completely lost without his butler when he comes to college. He may go as far as bribing people with hundred dollar bills to fold his underwear and read him his finance textbook. Also, he will be VERY UPSET if he is not recruited to play college polo.

3. Prince William: the nerd

William is the type of guy that would probably rather play Dungeons and Dragons on a Saturday night than go out. He takes his school work VERY seriously and would probably be the type of guy to remind you that college is about getting an education as you head out for a night of poor decision making. Lastly, he will remind you that even though he is in his freshman year he technically has junior standing from all the AP courses he took in high school (*eye roll*).

4. Princess Kate: the English major

You can pretty consistently find this beauty sitting in the quad reading Jane Austen or Charles Dickens. She is the nicest person in the world, but she lets very few get close to her. She is honestly extremely difficult to read (pun definitely intended), and you are concerned about how little you know about her. She could be your roommate and you still wouldn’t know her opinions on Nick and Jess’ relationship on New Girl.

5. Prince Harry: the frat guy

He is a serial dater and constantly brags to Brad, Chad, Thad, Tad and Blake about his conquests from the night before. He says the phrase “Bro, guess how much I benched today” at least once a day and religiously watches Trailer Park Boys. Honestly, everyone was shocked when he decided to settle down, but I’m sure the bachelor party was wild.

6. Princess Meghan: the Instagram model

You don’t know how she did it, but she somehow has accumulated over 5,000 followers on the Gram. Her Insta consists of photos of her sorority sisters, her adorable dog and close up, artsy shots of flowers. She is honestly so perfect you kind of hate her, but then you realize she is super nice so you feel like an asshole. Everyone adores her, and everyone wants to be her.

7. Prince Phillip: the guy who can't seem to graduate

Honestly, I think we are all shocked that he is still here.