All roommates have asked each other questions that they probably are unwilling to admit, but here are some common, yet funny, questions that all roommates have thrown out there at some point! So shoutout to my roommates for dealing with me and my stupid questions; I would not want to bother anyone else.
1. Are you in the room?
When you are walking home from class and you want to know if you are walking into an empty room or if you will be able to complain to your roommate about your long day and hard classes.
2. Do you want to stay in tonight and watch a movie?
When you are WAY too tired to go out so you try and convince your roommate to have a relaxing night with you and watch movies and eat lots of food.
3. What do you think of this outfit? Do I look fat?
When you cannot make a decision on your own so you ask your roommate for outfit advice.
4. Is your WiFi working? Mine keeps telling me I have no connection.
When your wifi is down and you are freaking out because you have an assignment due at 11:59 and it is currently 11:58.
5. Should we do our laundry today?
When your laundry basket is full and your closet is empty you are coming to the realization that you actually have to do your laundry.
6. Did you have dinner yet? I don’t know what to eat.
When you do not know what to eat and you do not want to eat alone so you ask your roommate what she is up to.
7. Can you help me with my homework? I don’t understand it.
When you have had the longest day and get frustrated over everything and cannot figure out how to do your homework and literally want to give up so you ask your roommate (who does not even have a similar major as you) what to do.
8. Do you want to go to the gym with me?
When you, unfortunately, come to the realization that overeating and not exercising is not going to work.
9. Can we get manicures sometime soon? My nails look gross.
When you go a month without getting your nails done and they are long and the nail polish is so chipped and you realize that you have worked hard and deserve to treat yourself to a good manicure.
10. When do you finish classes today?
The most common question said to roommates. You ALWAYS need to know when your roommate will be done with classes so you can hang out with your best friend.
11. Do you have a lot of work to do tonight?
When you hope your roommate says yes so she is willing to go to the library or a study room with you so you are not alone.
12. Do you think it’s time to clean the room?
When you realize that last weeks food crumbs are on the floor and it is probably time to vacuum and Swiffer.
13. *Insert TV series here* is on tonight. Are you excited to watch it?
When it is finally *insert day of the week here when your favorite show is on* and you cannot contain your excitement to watch it with your roommate because you have been waiting all week for it.