20 Ridiculous Comments Ever Server Is Tired Of Hearing

20 Ridiculous Comments Ever Server Is Tired Of Hearing

No, we don't have free wifi and no one has a hot spot you can use.

I just recently got back to town for college and started back up at work. I love my job I truly do; however, sometimes you just hear the most ludicrous things. I believe it takes a special person to be a waiter or waitress because most of the questions we get asked on a day-to-day basis would drive most people nuts. For us though, it's just another day at work. Now, I used to be this person. I asked annoying favors from my servers and would over explain my meal to make it more complicated than it needed to be. Now, being in the food industry for the last four years, I've learned how to handle these situations. No matter who you are, you or someone you know has probably said one of these insane sentences before.

1. "Can I get a Bacon Cheeseburger no bacon?"

2. "I want my burger well done but juicy."

3. "I'll take the Guacamole Burger hold the guacamole."

4. "It's not on the menu but can I get..."

5. "Water no ice but really cold."

6. "Can I do the Chicken Caesar Wrap but on a bun instead?"

7. "Can you cut my burger into 6 pieces?"

8. "What's not too fattening?"

9. "Does the lettuce wrap still have a bun?"

10. "Can I replace my fries with an appetizer?"

11. "I want 2 inches of sweet tea and the rest unsweetened."

12. "Can I get all your dipping sauces" *only touches one*

13. "Can you give me 10ish more minutes, I can't decide on a drink."

14. "Can you add more alcohol less ice to my drink?"

15. "Cookie milkshake no milk please."

16. *Doesn't open menu* "What's on the menu for tonight?"

17. "Why are the fried pickles hot?"

18. "Just put everything on the side that way it won't come out wrong."

19. "Do you actually like the food here?"

20. "Can I get an older waitress?"

Yes, some of these are insane to imagine and somewhat distasteful but we manage. I love my job and the people I work with. While some days I may want to rip my hair out becomes of the absurd comments I get, I enjoy getting the chance to meet new people. It's a constant showcase of new faces and new opportunities.

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10 Reasons Moe's Will Always And Forever Be Superior To Chipotle

Welcome to Moe's!

With the great debate between which burrito place is the best, here are 10 reasons why Moe's is clearly the better option than Chipotle. *Side note, I do like Chipotle, but Moe's will always be No. 1 in my heart.


You don't get this kind of hospitality from Chipotle.

2. Their menu is much larger.

Moe's offers burritos, quesadillas, nachos, burrito bowls, tacos, salads, and they all have cool names! Chipotle just has burritos, bowls, tacos, and salads. BORING.

3. They offer a variety of toppings.

Moe's offers over 20 fresh ingredients while Chipotle has...barely anything. :/

4. Moe Monday.

$5 BURRITOS!!!!! Seriously no one can beat that.

5. Their prices in general.

At Chipotle it's $6.50 just for a for a burrito alone. Add on chips, guac and a drink and that's roughly $13. At Moe's you can get a burrito, chips, unlimited salsa, and a drink for $8.80. Add on queso and that's only $1.25 more. (But totally worth it!!!) Which brings me to my next case...

6. QUESO!!!!!!!!!!

Queso is bae. That is all.

7. Free chips and a salsa bar!

We don't pay extra here.

8. The atmosphere at Moe's just feels better.

Chipotle's are usually tiny little restaurants that barely have any tables. Every time I go to Chipotle I feel rushed to eat my food because people are usually hovering over you looking for a seat. Moe's is like five times it size and they play good music.

9. Moe's is made with FRESH ingredients.

I'm not even gonna get into the whole Chipotle situation...

10. Overall, Moe's just tastes better than Chipotle.

Sorry 'bout it.

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7 Things Every Commuter College Student Needs

Trust me, this will make your life so much easier.


The commuting struggle is real. But throughout my last two weeks commuting on the bus, I have compiled a list of items that will surely make your commute to and from school a hundred times easier.

1. A portage charger 


My phone has died almost every single day. My gaps are so short that I have to choose between eating lunch or finding an outlet so I decided to buy a portable charger, it's sooo worth it !!!

2. A sweater 



Make sure to layer in order to be comfortable throughout the day. And always carry an extra sweater because there are some classrooms that have no mercy and literally feel like a fridge.

3. A tote bag 


Girl, I know. You are already carrying a backpack so why would I add a tote bag? But hear me out. You have to carry your lunch or your extra sweater or your computer and phone charger somewhere. This makes it easier to keep this stuff separated from your notebooks, laptop, etc. Plus if you get a cute tote bag it'll make your outfit perfect!

4. Hydroflask 

Ok, it doesn't need to be a hydroflask but I feel like these water bottles are literally indestructible. Last year I dropped mine from the top of my bunk bed and it only got the smallest dent. It also keeps your water at the same temperature the whole day. No joke, I put ice cold water on my hydro flask one morning and came back to my dorm at 10 pm and it was still freezing cold.

5. A pair of good headphones


This is another thing learned from my experience. I'm very used to working in noisy environments because I just plug in my earphones and drown out the world. Noise-canceling earphones work best. And trust me a good pair of earphones go a long way because they're going to provide you with entertainment during your downtime.

6. Comfortable shoes 


To be quite honest with you, I feel like I walk less now than when I lived on campus (shoutout to the UCLA hills). My bus drops me off on campus daily and I stay there for all of my class. Nonetheless, a pair of good shoes is definitely necessary. You are going to be out on campus for many hours and you want to make sure to be comfortable. My go to's are my pair of slip on vans.

7. A reliable weather app


This is one I'm still struggling with. In the morning I heck the iPhone weather app but it has failed me multiple times. And honestly this is the key to having a good day, well at least for me. I want to dress accordingly to the weather but when it keeps failing me I end up being a sweaty mess because I came dressed ready for winter.

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