1. Don't travel to London if you're searching for bland British food, because you'll find a ton of world cuisines.
Pictured: Randa by Maroush
2. If you're already sick of hearing about the Royal Family on the news, don't go to Kensington Palace, the beautiful place where the newly engaged couple will live.
Make sure you don't have tea there either. It's not flavorful at allllll.
3. While you're at it, don't see St. Paul's Cathedral, which is famous for many reasons including the wedding place of Prince Charles and Lady Diana.
What's so special about a cathedral that survived two major fires?
4. London has a giant Ferris Wheel in the middle of the skyline. So weird. No pretty views from it at all.
Oh, and don't go at sunset.
5. If you love going to bed before 7:30 every night, don't go to London. Dozens of plays start at 7:30 every night around the city that you can't miss.
You may run into a celebrity on or off stage. Yawn.
6. If you hate Harry Potter, avoid seeing Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, the Warner Brothers HP Studio Tours, and Platform 9 3/4, just to name a few.
If you relate to this one you're probably a Muggle.
7. If you're a Grinch, don't go to London in November or December because there are unique Christmas lights on every major street.
Pictured: Regent Street
8. If you think art is pointless, don't go to London. Besides the National Gallery, the Tate Britain, Victoria and Albert Museum, and the Queen's Gallery, there's also a ton of street art.
Pictured: National Gallery
9. If you'd rather see new apartment buildings on every street than beautifully preserved architecture, don't go to London. Many of its buildings are historical and have existed for hundreds of years.
Pictured: Tower of London
10. If you think nature is terrible, find another big city to travel to. London has parks and gardens on almost every corner.
Pictured: Bedford Square
11. And if you hate cute baby animals, don't go to London. It's extremely dog/puppy friendly, so you'll see a lot of adorable puppies.
Pictured: Green Park
There's even a puppy cafe coming soon.