I’ve lived in Ohio for 22 years, and I’ve had enough. Don’t get me wrong: Ohio isn’t the worst place on Earth to live, but I’m just not a fan anymore. After getting the chance to live in Florida last winter, I’ve realized all of the things I actually hate about Ohio:
1. Ope!
I can’t stop saying it! I hate it!
2. The cold.
It’s freezing cold hurts my face. Florida never hurt my face.
3. There’s nothing to do.
Yeah, you can go bowling or to the movies, but there isn’t much excitement in that anymore.
4. The snow.
My car gets stuck while people drive like idiots in their big SUVs and trucks.
5. The constant construction.
It’s never-ending. I-75 has been under construction since I was born.
6. I’m just over it.
I’ve had a taste of what it’s like to live in another state and I fell in love with Florida. Sorry, Ohio.