1. Food will never give you the eye roll

No matter how annoying or ridiculous it is, food has your back. They understand.

2. Food won't judge you for sitting around and binging Netflix all day

Wanna binge watch Supernatural? Better grab a snack! You can't go through 11 seasons of a show without grabbing a bag of chips or popcorn. You need food that you can pick on when you are binging on Netflix. Forget Netflix and chill. Netflix and food is where it's at.

3. Food is there for you when you go through a breakup

Got broken up with? Better eat lots of ice cream! I know from personal experience that if it wasn't for food, I wouldn't have gotten through it. No better comfort than food.

4. Food celebrates your accomplishments

Just graduated? Better get a cake! Just won that baseball game? Better take you out for ice cream! Just turned 18? Better take you out to eat! Food is always up to celebrate. I know there was many times i got stuck going to boring parties, but food is always invited! Hang with food and you wont be bored.

5. Food doesn't want you to go to the gym, either

Don't wanna go? Thats okay! Food is down to chill. You may feel guilty at first, but you'll quickly get over it. Trust me, food is more fun than the gym. Besides, your body is the trophy for all the food you eat.

6. Food doesn’t leave you out of their weekend plans

Just because your friends suck doesn't mean food does. Food is more reliable than people.

7. Food supports your decision to eat that third slice of pizza

Ate 2 slices already? Who’s going to stop you? Food is always so supportive when it comes to decision making. Food will never judge you!

8. Food loves you just the way you are

Food is nonjudgemental. Food will always love you no matter your height, weight, looks, etc.

9. Food doesn't subtweet

People are petty. Food is not.

10. Food never thinks it’s too soon to say “I love you”

Forget the awkward relationship moments. Food is never awkward. Never too soon and never too late. Food won't get offended either way!

11. Food will never talk back to you

Forget arguing and bickering with people. Food will let you do you without talking back. This saves many heaches and pointless conversations.

12. FOOD COMES IN VARIETY

Not satisfied? Order something different. You can't do that with people.

13. Food is always desirable

Hot or cold, food will always be desirable. We are all human and if someone isn't hot, we are quick to write them off. Food? Food can be cold and we still want it.

14. I'm not wrong.

If you don't relate to this even in the slightest, then I apologize for your sad life.