Close your eyes, clear your mind, and ask yourself this very important question: "What is better than a donut?" This is a trick question. The correct answer is "nothing." Donuts are the best- hands down, no argument. Maybe you still need some convincing. If you don't believe me, I have compiled a list of reasons to win you over. Sit back, relax, and grab a donut (or 7).
1. There is a donut out there for everyone.
Donuts come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, and designs. Donut tell me there isn't at least one you won't like.
2. If donuts could speak they would tell you you're beautiful.
3. Donuts will not break your heart.
4. If you put googley eyes on a donut it looks shocked.
5. Donuts make it socially acceptable to eat cake for breakfast.
6. Donuts make great jewelry.
Wear it as a ring or put it on a necklace. Trust me, everyone will wish they were you.
7. There are endless donut puns.
Donut tell me you didn't laugh.
8. Donuts will never betray you.
9. A donut will watch all 7 seasons of "Gilmore Girls" with you without judgment or complaint.
10. Donuts are the most humble of all the desserts.
Get it? Because they don't have a center! (Donut roll your eyes at me.)