Amazing. Inspiring. Heartwarming. Triggering. Classic. Life changing.
When thinking what movie these traits all belong to, many will come to mind but only one will fully embody each one individually. Amy Schumer's masterpiece titled "Trainwreck" doesn't only promote the questionable acting career of John Cena, it also gives hope to every other male and female out there with intimacy issues, trust issues, a fear of falling, and any other reason you blame for the fact that you're single.
After those two hours and nine minutes watching my future life unfold through Queen Amy herself, I knew my life was never going to be the same. Amy lived her whole life with the mindset that love didn't truly exist and ultimately set herself up for a lifetime of drunk nights and loneliness. But even with that, love still persisted and won. I knew in that moment that if she was able to have that happiness, I'd one day have mine as well.
As told by "Trainwreck," here is what you know all too well if you're just as bad with love and relationships:
1. The thought of having to talk to the opposite gender.
2. Respectable guys are like unicorns.
3. We are good at being alone (usually).
4. The struggle of finding something you have in common to continue a conversation.
5. When a guy clearly hasn't gotten to know you and says you're chill.
6. Flirt attempts fail and you end up having to explain yourself.
7. The most attention you get from men is the homeless guy you always pass.
8. Loving body contact...uh no.
9. The words we repeat in our head to convince ourselves why we're still unattached:
10. The second we show our true colors to a guy:
11. We channel our wasted energy into the little things... usually food.
12. The possibility of it going anywhere gets shut down.
13. Let's be real, we have a hard enough time taking care of ourselves.
14. It's just so much easier to rely on the drank.
15. We'll make a fool of ourselves at some point.
16. And I guess the moral of the story is... if Amy found love, we will too, one day.
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