8 Finals Week Realities That Will Get Too-Real

8 Finals Week Realities That Will Get Too-Real

We do incredible things when we don't want to study.

It's that wonderful time of the year again... Christmas!

Just kidding. It's finals time.

Most of us, minus a few exceptions of people who are ahead on their studying/final projects/presentations, are preparing for this season by furthering our procrastination techniques. This is the reality when it comes to the weekend before finals week, the "dead" days before finals and finals week itself.

1. Netflix asks you "Are you still watching?"

You best believe I am. Am I on hour three already? Oh well, I'm going strong today. Let's see how much longer I can lay here and not have to study.

2. Stress eating.

It's a side effect that is, at least in my experience, unavoidable. Sometimes you don't even realize you are eating until you find crumbs on your shirt (or better yet, in your hair, ladies). Halfway through whatever you are chowing down on you realize that you weren't even hungry to begin with. But, you don't stop eating, oh no, you finish all your food because that's another five minutes away from your notes.

3. Stress zits.

You think I am kidding? No. They are real and they are painful. Did I mention they are angry too? I'm talking a fierce glowing red that just won't seem to go away.

4. Multiple "mental" breakdowns.

One isn't good enough; you need several to really maximize your finals week. Sometimes there are tears, sometimes you punch pillows, sometimes you scream, and sometimes you do all three. *I use the term "mental" because we are not actually undergoing that type of breakdown, we just like to exaggerate and use this hyperbole.*

5. Cleaning.

This is when you know you are ultimately procrastinating, when you decide to clean instead of study. That's dedication, my friend.

6. Dancing.

When you find yourself alone in your room and close the door, or be bold and leave it open, and belt your heart out to your favorite song as you prance around your room shaking your groove thang.

7. Exercise.

Yes, you read that correctly. Desperate times call for desperate measures and when you decided to further procrastinate by exercising, that's a new low. However, this is almost contradictory to how the week should run (did you like my pun?). Exercising releases endorphins and makes you feel better, yet during this week you should feel like poop. So, maybe rethink this option as a means for putting off working on that paper.

8. Literally doing anything but studying.

Oh, I haven't checked the mailbox today? I should do that. Oh, those pesky strands hanging off my blanket really bother me? I should take 10 full minutes to cut them off. Oh, three of my lightbulbs are out? Better go to the store and replace them. I need maximum light for studying efficiency.

For real though, you should probably get off the computer and crack open a textbook because this week will sneak up on you.

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10 items I Threw Out After My First Semester Of College

When did I actually think I would use this?

Going into freshman year, I wanted the best of the best for my dorm. With that being said, I easily went a little overboard (okay.. maybe a lot overboard).

1. Storage bins

Storage bins are great! Having 8 of them? Not so great. Realistically you need about 2-3 storage bins. Although they can be cute, they take up too much space and while living in a small space clutter is just not an option.

2. Decorative pillows

A cute concept, but how practical is it that you are going to make your bed everyday and arrange your pillows so it looks like you have your life together? MAYBE once a week, so don't over kill it and get one or two.

3. Most of my wardrobe

Okay, maybe I literally didn't throw it out, but I did bring 75% of it home. Personally I dress very comfy at all times unless Im going to a party or off campus somewhere. Wardrobe spaces in dorms can vary, but overall are small so save yourself the frustration and don't bring that shirt with you that you haven't worn since 9th grade.

4. Cups, plates, and silverware. Basically anything that needs to be washed.

This is just a hassle and takes time and if you're lazy like me you will not want to go wash it right after you're done using whatever it is. If you do want to use cups, plates, and silverware start using paper or plastic ones!

5. A Keurig

I actually don't know why I even bought one. I don't drink hot coffee and get a Starbucks iced coffee everyday before class.

6. Office supplies

Never once have I touched my stapler or binder clips. Things like this the library are good for (oh yeah, and it's free!)

7. Fancy dresses and shoes

What? The? Hell? Was? I? Thinking? Yes, I love my nude wedges that I definitely paid way too much for, but there is no need for them. If you are rushing for a sorority a nice dress and heels can come in handy, but before you bring them, check when your school's rush week is for freshman and plan accordingly; either go home and get them or get them shipped to you!

8. Excessive decorations

Yes I know that cute "namaste" light up sign is cute and is only 7$, but you don't need it! Also, if you have the luck I do, it will be broken and not even light up. Anyway, crazy amounts of decorations can cause clutter and that thing that you said you will put on your desk will just take up space you need for something else.

9. A planner

I never used a planner throughout high school so I don't know why I thought I would change in college. I thought buying a really cute one (if you do use planners checkout bando.com, they are super cute) would make me want to use one, but it didn't. At this point it is just sitting on my desk as decoration. I just use reminders on my phone as my planner or google calendar.

10. Every type of medication, cough syrup, and first aid type thing known to man

Do I really need every type of cough syrup out there? No, but my mom thought I did.

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Joining Omega Phi Alpha Was The Best Decision I Could Ever Make

I will never regret founding this sorority when I was a freshman.

Lately, my sorority sisters have been my rock. From my mental health to breakups, these girls are the best friends a girl could ask for and I am EXTREMELY blessed for finding my home at Virginia Tech with this lovely group of women. Here's a thank you letter to my favorite girls in the entire universe:

Darien, I want to thank you for teaching me how to be a strong female leader. You've taught me to be patient, kind, and best of all how to love myself. Your calm demeanor and your charming personality radiates to everyone around you. Thanks for being so fun to shop for and the sweetest president as well as for always being there for me when I'm down.

Aileen, thanks for always being such a ray of sunshine and listening to all of my boy gossip. You inspire me to look great every day just as much as your makeup and outfits are always on fleek. Thanks for being on the sisterhood committee with all of your fun ideas and for always being there to help me set up.

Amala, thanks for always hyping me up and making sure I make it to class. You'll always be my favorite panda worker <3

Amber, thanks for always showing me how to book an awesome event and being someone I can look up to.

Logan, you are the epitome of class and your T-shirt designs are always fire. Thank you for always getting in proofs even if I give you little time to do them and thank you for always being so patient with me.

Saige, your advice always is the best and I'm glad to have someone as warm as you leading the standards board.

Meredith, thanks for always dealing with me ALWAYS needing to have a DJ and being annoyed with the budget. You handle our sorority's finances so well and I wish you all the hedgehogs and hummus in the world.

Angela, from helping me tow my car to making me realize I deserve better than being treated poorly, I'm so happy to call you one of my best friends!

Erin, thanks for always being the absolute sweetest and listening to all of my problems and being my favorite lunch buddy!

Jasmine, thank you for always going with me to VT football games, being my shoulder to cry on and picking me up even at midnight after a booty call.

Taylor, thank you for being my absolute best friend, loving country music as much as I do and being someone I can always call on. I hope you know how much I appreciate you.

Rachael, thank you for being my mom and being that phone call I make when everything is going wrong. You inspire me and make me realize that things will get better and can get better. You show me hope when I can't find any.

Autumn, thanks for being the best little sister a girl could ask for, I'm blessed that I found someone that loves football as much as I do.

Melinda, thanks for always being my favorite carpool buddy and the sweetest <3

To all of my sisters: you guys are everything to me and I wish I could thank you all individually.



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