8 Finals Week Realities That Will Get Too-Real

8 Finals Week Realities That Will Get Too-Real

We do incredible things when we don't want to study.

It's that wonderful time of the year again... Christmas!

Just kidding. It's finals time.

Most of us, minus a few exceptions of people who are ahead on their studying/final projects/presentations, are preparing for this season by furthering our procrastination techniques. This is the reality when it comes to the weekend before finals week, the "dead" days before finals and finals week itself.

1. Netflix asks you "Are you still watching?"

You best believe I am. Am I on hour three already? Oh well, I'm going strong today. Let's see how much longer I can lay here and not have to study.

2. Stress eating.

It's a side effect that is, at least in my experience, unavoidable. Sometimes you don't even realize you are eating until you find crumbs on your shirt (or better yet, in your hair, ladies). Halfway through whatever you are chowing down on you realize that you weren't even hungry to begin with. But, you don't stop eating, oh no, you finish all your food because that's another five minutes away from your notes.

3. Stress zits.

You think I am kidding? No. They are real and they are painful. Did I mention they are angry too? I'm talking a fierce glowing red that just won't seem to go away.

4. Multiple "mental" breakdowns.

One isn't good enough; you need several to really maximize your finals week. Sometimes there are tears, sometimes you punch pillows, sometimes you scream, and sometimes you do all three. *I use the term "mental" because we are not actually undergoing that type of breakdown, we just like to exaggerate and use this hyperbole.*

5. Cleaning.

This is when you know you are ultimately procrastinating, when you decide to clean instead of study. That's dedication, my friend.

6. Dancing.

When you find yourself alone in your room and close the door, or be bold and leave it open, and belt your heart out to your favorite song as you prance around your room shaking your groove thang.

7. Exercise.

Yes, you read that correctly. Desperate times call for desperate measures and when you decided to further procrastinate by exercising, that's a new low. However, this is almost contradictory to how the week should run (did you like my pun?). Exercising releases endorphins and makes you feel better, yet during this week you should feel like poop. So, maybe rethink this option as a means for putting off working on that paper.

8. Literally doing anything but studying.

Oh, I haven't checked the mailbox today? I should do that. Oh, those pesky strands hanging off my blanket really bother me? I should take 10 full minutes to cut them off. Oh, three of my lightbulbs are out? Better go to the store and replace them. I need maximum light for studying efficiency.

For real though, you should probably get off the computer and crack open a textbook because this week will sneak up on you.

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I Don’t Want To Admit It, But Math IS Important

Liberal Arts majors, this one is for you.


I hate math with a passion. But I think it's necessary.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not talking about confusing trigonometry or calculus. I'm talking about basic algebra, geometry, and other everyday math functions.

I was never an A+ math student. My dad used to be a high school math teacher, so luckily for me, if I was struggling in my math classes, I would just come home and ask Dad to "tutor" me or prep me for my tests. I feel bad for anyone who had/has a hard time with math and doesn't have such a resourceful person in their life, because I don't think I would've passed my classes without him.

Now, I haven't taken a math class in at least three or four years, but I know that being out in the workforce requires at least basic math skills. How come they teach us how to divide square roots and not applicable things like how to calculate a good tip (shameless plug - always tip your waiters at least 20%) or discounts?

There are so many necessary skills you'll use for your entire life that are not taught in schools.

Long ago when I was in 3rd grade, one of my teachers read us a book called "A Day Without Math." The book basically went through a school day where there was no math. People couldn't see what speed their car was going, cash registers didn't work, clocks were nonexistent...basically, the entire world shut down. Whenever I was frustrated and angry about my math class or a certain problem, I tried to remember that book. As much as I despised going to a math class only to leave in frustration, I knew it was for my own good.

Because when you think about it, our world really wouldn't function without math!

I wish math classes would've focused on the usefulness and practicality of their teachings instead of what was written in the textbook. Having a dad who worked in the school system, I understood that the teachers had to follow a certain curriculum, so in a way, their hands were tied. But then the issue simply gets passed higher and higher up until you reach the people creating the textbooks and curriculum school systems buy and use.

Maybe there's something we can do, whether it's petitioning for more teaching kids more usable math skills or continuously asking your teachers why you're learning what you're learning. Advocate for yourself and for future generations to learn the skills necessary to survive in our modern world, but at the same time remember that the problem doesn't necessarily stem from teachers but the curriculum being decided at levels far above their pay grade.

Moral of the story - even though I know a good majority of us (especially us liberal arts majors) are not fans of mathematics, let's work on learning and remembering the basics so our world can keep on turning.

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