Whether these are funny or serious, the underlying message is that the world has honestly just turned upside down, and I'd rather stay in the comfort of my own humble abode than deal with the craziness outside.
1. The weather can't make up it's mind
Rainy one day, windy as all hell the next, pure sunshine on Thursday with a high of 70, then snowing two days later?! My body can't take the weather changes, and neither can my wardrobe.
2. People just want to completely skip over Thanksgiving
Even the turkeys are mad. It's a day to give thanks and remember all that we cherish in life, and why are we forgetting the FOOD? Everyone in your family dresses up to look so fly around the kitchen and eat, and we're just gonna skip over that? No thanks.
3. Mass shootings
LITERALLY. If these people are in the most holy place, I really don't think they can get any closer to thoughts and prayers. Now these are the people who need it the most. Why should I leave my house if I can't go to any concert, church, store, etc., anymore? It's honestly so sad to have to think this way.
4. It's too cold
Once the weather has actually made up it's mind and decided to stay below 50 degrees, it's COLD. Why would I leave my cozy warm bed to go outside to meet the abominable snowman? I'll take my hot chocolate and binge-watching-Netflix-time instead.
5. Pumpkin. Spice. Everything.
Oreos, Cheerios, yogurt, skittles, Jell-O, coffee.. you name it I'm sure a store has it. It's nasty. Keep it strictly to the pies.
6. 25 Days of Christmas on Freeform
I will be screaming every song to every Christmas movie (the day AFTER Thanksgiving). I don't want any complaints. I will also quote every line to "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" so prepare yourself. This movie list gives you a whole 25 days and 25 reasons to stay inside.