Nothing is worse than having the amazing privilege of doing a group project in college. Am I right? Group projects can be hits or misses. You could be totally blessed with three or four people who do their share of the project and you don't have to worry so much. Or, you could be cursed with three or four slackers who are just useless, lazy, and never on time with their work. I hate it either way. Here are the 90 things I would rather do than go through a group project in college.

1. Scream at the top of my lungs until they give out.

2. Drive into a tree.

3. Go swimming in a pool of alligators.

4. Go skydiving without a parachute.

5. Read a really boring book.

6. Read all of my textbooks cover to cover.

7. Eat kale for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

8. Squeeze lemon juice into my eyes.

9. Live in the Arctic.

10. Use sandpaper for toilet paper.

11. Cry all the time.

12. Go cliff diving into shallow waters.

13. Drive a stick shift without any experience.

14. Skip all of my classes for the rest of the school year.

15. Drink spoiled milk.

16. Never wear sunscreen for the rest of my life.

17. Jump out in front of a MAC truck.

18. Get Fs in all of my classes.

19. Flunk out of college and never get a real job.

20. Go to frat parties.

21. Only listen to the Dave Matthews Band forever.

22. Live without technology.

23. Go back to high school.

24. Have the common cold for the rest of my life.

25. Take the bus or an Uber instead of driving everywhere.

26. Never visit Disney World again.

27. Drink alcohol on the daily.

28. Love all of the New York sports teams instead of the Philly teams.

29. Simply fly on an airplane without having my nerves shot.

30. Never eat mac 'n cheese ever again.

31. Never follow my dreams.

32. Drink coffee.

33. Give up Wawa and Panera Bread.

34. Talk about politics.

35. Never use my turn signal while driving.

36. Go to Comic-Con.

37. Never drink chocolate milk ever again.

38. Never travel anywhere ever again.

39. Gamble at an Atlantic City casino.

40. Never watch "Impractical Jokers" again.

41. Hang out in a designated smoking area.

42. Go on "It's A Small World" a thousand times in a row.

43. Get carsick.

44. Wait in line for 2 hours for a 3-minute ride in Disney's Animal Kingdom.

45. Never smile or laugh ever again.

46. Never eat coffee ice cream ever again.

47. Skip out on beach days every summer.

48. Give up on painted nails.

49. Have ads on my Spotify.

50. Step on a beehive on purpose.

51. Get poison ivy.

52. Let go of my Netflix subscription.

53. Binge watch the "Walking Dead".

54. Replace my scrunchie in the shower for steel wool.

55. Never listen to the Beatles ever again.

56. Forever have student loans to pay for.

57. Move out to Montana.

58. Meet Hillary Clinton.

59. Eat brown guacamole.

60. Never wear Uggs, winter boots, or Toms ever again.

61. Live in a city.

62. Never go to Florida ever again.

63. Go to Hooters.

64. Throw my flip flops away for good.

65. Give up my obsession for Target.

66. Never wear ripped skinny jeans from American Eagle ever again.

67. Watch "It" in a dark room.

68. Give a public speaking speech in front of my entire school.

69. Sing karaoke.

70. Take a ride on the Gravitron.

71. Never watch "SpongeBob SquarePants" ever again.

72. Listen to rap music.

73. Eat pumpkin spice-flavored everything.

74. Buy a fidget spinner.

75. Eat at Golden Corral.

76. Get coal for Christmas.

77. Never ride "Splash Mountain" at Disney World ever again.

78. Go to my high school reunion.

79. Eat watermelon, grapefruit, honeydew, and cantaloupe for the rest of my life.

80. Use bleach as hand sanitizer.

81. Go to Bath & Body Works and buy lavender-scented products.

82. Replace meat with tofu.

83. Play "Pokemon Go!".

84. Brush my teeth with antifreeze.

85. Never read the Holy Bible ever again.

86. Cover my entire body with meaningless tattoos.

87. Get my tongue pierced.

88. Fall for telemarketers' stupid credit card scams.

89. Backtalk to my professors.

90. COMPLETE A PROJECT ON MY OWN!