Thoughts Every College Student Has During Class
Start writing a post
Student Life

Thoughts Every College Student Has During Class

Man, I love soup.

50
Thoughts Every College Student Has During Class
Pixabay

Okay, Jamie, it's 9:45. You have history, let's do this!

Man, I'm tired, why was staying up until 1 A.M. a good idea again? What was I even doing...definitely nothing productive. We're talking about Iran...why does the top of my paper say Persian Empire though? Alright, get back to the lecture.

Me: @ the professor:

I lost track, frankly.

Why do people yawn?

I once heard that yawns are contagious. Tha's weird. Wait...speaking of contagious did I get my flu shot yet? Those sh*ts important I don't want the flu.

Flu...flute. LOL remember in fourth grade they made you play the flute, that was hilarious. Okay, Persians, right? All I hear is mumbling, my professor is coughing and sneezing a lot. Wait - those are symptoms of the flu. Here I am sitting in the front row of the class cause I want to learn but I'm going to die because of this guy's lack of hygiene. Doesn't he know this time of year is the time of the flu and sickness? Dammit.

Forget it, Where we at, um...words, motions, yelling, I'm lost.

What's the Silk Road?

Anyone, anyone? I shouldn't ask someone what the heck this guy is talking about cause I'll look incompetent. Wait...but isn't asking questions a good thing. I remember some proverb I learned in math class junior year. I had a weird teacher..."Tell me, I'll forget. Show me, I may remember. But involve me, and I'll understand." Hm, I'm not understanding I guess I'm not involved.

I have two clubs later today.

Man those are fun. I also have to write an article on Wednesday by 5 P.M. cause ya girl's not trying to get a strike.

This isn't bowling.

Awe, bowling. I remember my best friend came over and her and my siblings and I went to this really sketchy bowling alley. They sold corn dogs for $3.00. Why do people have a fear of the number 13? It's called triskaidekaphobia. I remember learning that in middle school. We learned about a lot of phobias. I learned the fear of long words, "Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia." How ironic that's the longest word I know. Is it in Latin, is it in Greek? It can't be English. That's who I'll ask, my reading teacher. The man is legit a genius.

You know to be a genius requires an IQ of 130...mine's like 100.

I think...maybe I can take an IQ test. Eh, probably not that requires a lot of work.

You know what doesn't require a lot of work?

Soup. Man, I love soup. I love soup more than life itself I am definitely going to have some soup as soon as possible, not the soup in the dining hall though. My dad bought me some home. It's called minestrone soup. It has a tomato base and it's full of vegetables and other stuff. Here's a recipe if you're interested. Wow, what am I doing my brain is going so fast and I still have fifteen minutes of this class.

Maybe if I can go to the bathroom the time will pass by faster!

*gets up*
*leaves*
*goes to bathroom*
*plays on phone*
*comes back*

Me: How on Earth is this professor still talking? How much can someone possibly say? Seriously, I don't know I've been thinking about other things this whole time.

Well, the class is done with. Wait, what did this man just say? Test next week. F*ck.

My brain, a week later:What have I done?

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Student Life

Waitlisted for a College Class? Here's What to Do!

Dealing with the inevitable realities of college life.

57429
college students waiting in a long line in the hallway
StableDiffusion

Course registration at college can be a big hassle and is almost never talked about. Classes you want to take fill up before you get a chance to register. You might change your mind about a class you want to take and must struggle to find another class to fit in the same time period. You also have to make sure no classes clash by time. Like I said, it's a big hassle.

This semester, I was waitlisted for two classes. Most people in this situation, especially first years, freak out because they don't know what to do. Here is what you should do when this happens.

Keep Reading...Show less
a man and a woman sitting on the beach in front of the sunset

Whether you met your new love interest online, through mutual friends, or another way entirely, you'll definitely want to know what you're getting into. I mean, really, what's the point in entering a relationship with someone if you don't know whether or not you're compatible on a very basic level?

Consider these 21 questions to ask in the talking stage when getting to know that new guy or girl you just started talking to:

Keep Reading...Show less
Lifestyle

Challah vs. Easter Bread: A Delicious Dilemma

Is there really such a difference in Challah bread or Easter Bread?

37004
loaves of challah and easter bread stacked up aside each other, an abundance of food in baskets
StableDiffusion

Ever since I could remember, it was a treat to receive Easter Bread made by my grandmother. We would only have it once a year and the wait was excruciating. Now that my grandmother has gotten older, she has stopped baking a lot of her recipes that require a lot of hand usage--her traditional Italian baking means no machines. So for the past few years, I have missed enjoying my Easter Bread.

Keep Reading...Show less
Adulting

Unlocking Lake People's Secrets: 15 Must-Knows!

There's no other place you'd rather be in the summer.

958743
Group of joyful friends sitting in a boat
Haley Harvey

The people that spend their summers at the lake are a unique group of people.

Whether you grew up going to the lake, have only recently started going, or have only been once or twice, you know it takes a certain kind of person to be a lake person. To the long-time lake people, the lake holds a special place in your heart, no matter how dirty the water may look.

Keep Reading...Show less
Student Life

Top 10 Reasons My School Rocks!

Why I Chose a Small School Over a Big University.

190835
man in black long sleeve shirt and black pants walking on white concrete pathway

I was asked so many times why I wanted to go to a small school when a big university is so much better. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure a big university is great but I absolutely love going to a small school. I know that I miss out on big sporting events and having people actually know where it is. I can't even count how many times I've been asked where it is and I know they won't know so I just say "somewhere in the middle of Wisconsin." But, I get to know most people at my school and I know my professors very well. Not to mention, being able to walk to the other side of campus in 5 minutes at a casual walking pace. I am so happy I made the decision to go to school where I did. I love my school and these are just a few reasons why.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments