Yes, I love "The Bachelor" franchise and watch every (American) show they make, but something I've realized is that every season premiere people say the same things. This season I have compiled the things I hear every year, and here they are:
Preparing to meet the contestants.
1. "I'm so hopeful, ready, and excited"
2. *awkward conversation with past bachelor(ette)s*
3. "I could meet my future husband/wife tonight"
Meeting the contestants.
4. "I was so nervous, but she calmed the nerves for sure."
5. *wears a costume*
6. *insert cheesy pun here*
7. "The men just keep coming like how many more will there be?"
8. "Everyone looks so nice like the competition just got real."
The cocktail party.
9. *Bachelor(ette) gives a toast*
10. "Wow. Where did he even come from he already took her away?"
11. "And it begins."
12. "I thought our conversation went pretty well."
13. "She talked to him twice?? I haven't even talked to him once!!"
14. "I won't apologize for talking to him twice. I'm here for me and him not them."
15. "That rose chillin' on the table just raises the stakes."
16. "It all feels so real now."
17. "He's not here for the right reasons."
18. "I'm looking for someone who is on the same page as me."
19. "How are you doing, I know this is a lot (as if they're the best friend protector person)."
20. "I felt like we had a great connection and I hope it was enough to get the first impression rose."
21. "I'm definitely disappointed I didn't get the first impression rose, but there's still the rose ceremony."
The rose ceremony
22. "Going into the rose ceremony I'm definitely nervous I mean I feel like we had a good connection but was it enough?"
23. "If a person in a chicken suit (or a costume in general) beats me I'd hate myself"
24. "_____ will you accept this rose?" "of course"
25. I just don't understand why I didn't get a rose."
26. "I'm just really embarrassed like I lost to a chicken (again insert costume here)."
The preview of the season.
27. *girls crying face down in a pillow*
28. "I have fallen in love with 2 people, what do I do?"
29. *shows spoilers of what will happen*
30. "I guess you'll find out in this season of The Bachelor(ette)."