Quit Being Rude To Holiday Retail Workers

Quit Being Rude To Holiday Retail Workers

It's beginning to look a lot like LITERAL HELL.

Retail has always been the absolute worst job to occupy, but working in retail reaches its peak during the holiday season. Customers are never brattier or more rude than they are during Black Friday, and though Christmas is supposed to be a time to be kind and generous towards your fellow man, retail workers don't really count as people. Feel free to be as horrible as humanly possible to the people at the register, it's not as though they're in the midst of a 12-hour shift when they should be with their family and friends instead.

People are always shocked to hear that we work on Christmas and on New Years, as though they expected robots to be wrapping their last minute gift purchases. Yes, we're open and I'll be here because you neglected to buy this book for your nephew and you now have to do it the day before. Our schedules for the holidays are beyond anything you can imagine. If you think you're the unfortunate one because you've been dragged out to Macy's in the snow and slush, just think about the fact that the Macy's worker helping you pick out your perfume has been there since seven in the morning, for three days straight.

Treat this Macy's worker in accordance with that, a.k.a human decency. The lines are long because you're an idiot and decided to shop in the middle of Manhattan during the holidays and screaming at the cashiers isn't going to change that. They ran out of your size because you couldn't be arsed to drag yourself out of the house three days ago when you were supposed to and complaining about it to the lady checking stock for you isn't going to make the size magically appear. Retail workers spend hours upon hours in high-stress situations on aching feet, and coming in with the audacity to scream at the people trying to help you makes you a complete and utter piece of trash.

Your trashiness level is only increased when you expect that we smile in response to your indecency. We've been listening to the same Christmas music for the past three months now. We've been screamed at twice in the past hour for no reason. If you have the guts to complain that I'm not being friendly enough, I sincerely hope you slip on that puddle near the door I haven't had the chance to mop up yet. I'll let you in on a retail secret: if you're friendly to me, no matter how tired I am... I'll be friendly to you. Shocker.

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Dear Target: Stop Making Us College Students Broke AF

Target just knows how to trick us into buying more than we need...

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We’ve all been there. We go into Target, expecting to only get one or two items that we have a mind. Perhaps we have a routine going on. Going in, we say to ourselves “I only need school supplies. And some new socks.” We say a mantra “Don’t go to the dollar section. Don’t go to the dollar section. Don’t…”

Shoot, the dollar section is in sight. Clearly, the inexpensive stationary is a must right? Wait no, there’s some gift bags on sale for a dollar each. You’re not sure if (and when) you’ll need them, but hey, doesn’t hurt to stock up right? You peruse around some more, not realizing that you’ve spent a solid ten minutes debating if you need new candles or should move on to the clothes section.

Tearing away from the dollar section, you go into the inviting abyss of Target. The clothes section, household goods, personal care, and my personal favorite, the food grocery section. You walk past some of these sections, maybe you entertain the idea of buying a new reusable water bottle with a design that looks like it’s a knockoff of Urban Outfitters. You walk around, seemingly enticed by everything that you see.

But, ask yourself this: What makes Target so alluring? How do we, college students of the world, always seem to sell an arm and leg just to get those great deals?

Well, Target’s got some tricks up its sleeves.

Let’s start with Target’s shopping carts. As it turns out, Target’s shopping carts are unlike other major retailers’, their carts are actually lighter - roughly 20 pounds lighter - than the industry standard of 70 pounds. So, next time when you’re shopping around, realize that if your cart doesn’t “seem” as if it’s full enough, chances are the weight of the cart itself is tricking your mind into thinking “Oh wait, I need more stuff!”

Speaking of getting more stuff, how about them deals? Have you ever noticed that Target has these BOGO-like deals where they’re like “3 bags of Totino’s Pizza Rolls for $9” or “2 boxes of Uncrustables for $6”? Yeah, apparently they do these quote-unquote “deals” to convince you that you’re saving, when in actuality you’re just spending more cash.

Now, I’ve noticed some other things too that happen in my local Target that are more or less not “tricks” but rather customer service amenities that convince me that Target is a master of just taking my money and psychologically programming me to come back again.

Every trip to Target, I notice that the lines at Target are way better than Walmart’s. They’re more or less all express checkout lines since they are doubled up, whereas Walmart’s are all single lines (and not used except for one or two registers). Also, there’s always an employee during the midday rushes directing customers to open lanes. And while I’m making small talk with the cashiers at the register, I notice that the lighting of entire istore s subdued compared to other retail stores that are blinding and stark as hell.

What’s the point that I’m trying to make here?

Oh wait, I lost myself. Just like I did earlier today in Target’s dollar section.

Be warned my fellow college students. Don’t subject yourself to falling for these tricks and customer service charms and spells that Target conjures up…

Now, I’m a creature of habit, so there’s no way I’m taking my own advice here. See you next week Target for my weekly visit!


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4 Stories From Retail Hell

Let's face it, people are actually crazy when it comes to retail.

Let’s face it, every person who has ever worked in retail knows how crazy people can be. Not only have I had many experiences, but I constantly can relate to other people’s retail stories. Some of these stories may seem unbelievable, but they are 100% true. Anyone who has ever worked in retail will relate to these stories.

1. The religious card dilemma.

One day while working a cashier shift at Target, I had a girl walk up to my register. I kindly greeted her with a smile and asked how her day was going. I could immediately tell something was wrong though because right after I asked her how she was doing she responded, “I’m shitty because of YOU.”

Now like every retail worker, we have gone through constantly getting blamed for things that are not under our control. I remember responding to her, “I’m sorry can hear that; can you tell me more about your situation to why you are upset?” Right after saying this, she became furious. Her eyes became huge, and I could tell that I was about to get yelled at more. She instantly yelled loud enough for the whole store to hear, “There are no Religious cards at this Target, and it is all your fault!” Now you see, I was biting my tongue at this point. I knew that the Target I worked for had Religious cards because I just bought one the week before. I calmly responded, “I know we have a row of Religious cards. I can gladly show you where they are if you would like.” This woman then did the thing that all retail workers hate. She threw the rest of her items at me, and stormed out of the store yelling, “Fu*k you and fu*k Target too.” Looking back on this situation, I have no idea how she was looking for a Religious card with that attitude.

2. Oh, you want to return your shoes?

After learning service desk at Target, I experienced one of the funniest situations that I still remember to this day. When I was working one day, I had one of my sister’s ex-best friends come in. She noticed that I was working service desk, so she ran to the bathroom. When she came back, she didn’t have shoes on anymore. But, I didn’t think anything about it until she walked up to me. She took out a pair of shoes from her bag and said she didn’t have a receipt but would love to return the item. Now, it is common for guests to still be able to return things without a receipt, but there are regulations that need to be meet in order for this to happen.

Now, there was one big thing wrong with this pair of shoes. They were super worn down. After realizing this, I asked her “How long ago did you buy these shoes?” The girl responded, “Three days ago, they just didn’t fit right.” I have worked service desk many times before this situation, and I can honestly say that these shoes were bought more than three days ago. I further inspected the shoe to make it seem like I was considering returning the shoes, even though I already decided that I sure the hell wasn’t going to.

This is then when I came across the second problem with the shoes. I saw that the shoes were actually a brand of Maurices Shoes… I worked at Target. I then stated to her, “These shoes weren’t even bought here.” To which she responded, “Yes they were, three days ago.” I was getting impatient at this point, so I slammed the shoe on the counter and pointed at the symbol showing that the shoes were from Maurices. She then tried to argue with me that I was wrong and that I should return them since she was my sister’s friend. There were several problems with this statement, including the fact that my sister hated her.

So, then I looked right into her eyes and said, “These shoes aren’t from here, and to be honest I think they are the shoes you wore in here considering you aren’t wearing any shoes. I’m not returning them because I’m not stupid. Stop wasting my time.” Let’s just say after this day, the girl and I never spoke again. But hey, maybe she got Maurices to return the shoes.

3. An expired coupon is ALWAYS an expired coupon.

I’m not even going to lie, I was a jerk when it came to coupons. Usually, when people used coupons, they always used them in separate transactions, so they can get the most out of their money. Although I would gladly help any person with this, I remember one situation when I almost yelled at the guest.

This person was a regular coupon user at the store I worked at, so she already knew all the guidelines. The coupon she wanted to use was expired by three months. YES, THREE MONTHS. That is a long time. Sure a few days off is one thing (more than likely we wouldn’t use it then either), but three months is not something that I would be able to work with.

I explained to her that the coupon was expired. To which she then handed me ten of the same coupon, each also expired by three months. I then told her, “I’m sorry I will not be able to accept any of these coupons due to the fact that they are all expired by three months.” This woman then had the nerve to say something that I would never have thought she would have said. This girl yelled, “Well this is my first time shopping here, so why don’t you just fu**ing take my coupon and move on to the next item.” I now had enough with this. Not only have I helped this girl MULTIPLE times in this very store, but she always seemed to serve a problem every time. So I kindly stated, “I am very sorry, but due to corporate rules I cannot accept this coupon.”

This woman then seemed to think that throwing things at me would be okay. She threw all her of her coupons at me, even the ones that weren’t expired, and a few of her items including hand soap, laundry detergent, and batteries. She then exited the store shouting, “Don’t go to lane 3, because he doesn’t know how to do his job. The customer is always supposed to fu**ing be right.” That was the last time I saw her in my store. I guess some other Target now has to deal with her expired coupons bullshit.

4. What Are You Doing Friday?

This retail story is one of the worst situations I have ever been in. I was working a cashier shift at Target when I had a man come up and put everything on my counter to scan. This guy seemed extra nice towards me, and I couldn’t figure out why. I carried a conversation with him through the entire scanning process, and honestly, he seemed like a really nice guy.

When I told him the price of what his goods came to, he replied, “Okay Babe.” This was super uncomfortable for me, but I just carried on acting like I didn’t notice anything… but I did. When he handed me his money, he then rubbed my hand when I grabbed it out of his hand. I was now beyond uncomfortable. But what was still to come I wouldn’t have imagined. He asked where I was from exactly, and I told him a town that I wasn’t from out of fright. Then, he asked what I was doing on Friday, which I replied working (even though I had it off).

The guy then grabbed his stuff and left. I turned off my lane light so I could go talk to the manager on duty about what just happened. After realizing my manager was busy, I went back to my lane. Then something happened that still scares me to this day.

The guy walked back up to my lane. He set down a pack of condoms to pay for, and I scanned them and told him the price he had to pay. As he was putting in his credit card, he looked me right in the eyes and said, “I hope to use these on you on Friday.” I lost it. I turned off my light and went straight to my manager. She could tell I was scared, so she stopped what she was doing to talk to me. After speaking to her, she let me off 2 hours early because she was sorry about what I just went through. This situation is still the most awkward situation I have ever been through.

As you can see, retail workers go through a lot of things. From things getting thrown at them, getting called nasty words, getting blamed for things that you cannot control, and finally getting placed in the most awkward situations. These are just four of the many retail stories that I have. I can honestly say that I miss working retail because of all the crazy situations you experience, but I don’t ever think anyone who has worked retail would be able to go back to working retail.

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