Well, there's no denying it anymore folks...pumpkin spice season is upon us.
We all know those few girls who love fall just for the sole fact that everything has pumpkin in it. It's as if the second a leaf hits the ground they break out their scarves and start riots that Starbucks doesn't have their Pumpkin Spice Latte out yet.
Don't get me wrong; I like pumpkin stuff just as much as the next basic white girl, but people have taken pumpkin spice to a whole new level.
1. Pumpkin Lasagna Noodles
A company called Rossi Pasta makes these, and for the love of all that is good in this world, I just want to know why. Calm down Rossi, no one needs these.
2.) Pumpkin Pie Potato Chips
NO! On what planet does someone think that mashing chips and pumpkin pie together would, in any way, taste good? Ya nasty.
3. Pumpkin Salsa
Listen Frontera, you're trying to hop on the pumpkin bandwagon and make some money. I get it. However, this is not the way to do it. Take it back, now.
4. Pumpkin Spice Wine
I'm sure every girl reading this right now thinks I'm crazy for this one, but come on. Who has ever been having a nice glass of Resiling and thinks, "Dude, this sucks. Throw some pumpkin in this." That's right, no one. As a wine lover, I cannot condone this.
5. Pumpkin Spice Gum
No Extra, just no. This gum tastes like fall just threw up inside my mouth and won't quit.
6. Pumpkin Hummus
I'm sorry I just gagged a bit. Some things just don't need a seasonal pumpkin edition, and this is at the top of the list.
7. Pumpkin Pie Pringles
Lemme say it a little louder for the people in the back: stop making pumpkin chips.
8. Pumpkin Four Loko
Say no if you want to live.
9. Pumpkin Pasta Sauce
In some twisted way, I could see how someone could make this taste good. Maybe with those pumpkin noodles, who knows. However, I am still going to say that this one takes pumpkin items way too far.
10. Pumpkin Spicy Jerky
Satan probably thought this one up.
Come on people, let's just stick to what we know works best: coffee and cookies.