Being a procrastinator is an art that only a select amount of people understand. If you’re the person to always say, “I’ve got time; I’ll do it later.” when you really do not have time: I’m here for you.
To be quite honest, sometimes that pressure is needed to just force the brain fuel out of you! I know I shouldn’t type my essays the night before their due, or try to cram a quarter’s worth of notes in my brain 30 minutes before an exam, but I just cannot stop myself.
As a procrastinator, you always want to be proactive and get your work done, yet every time it doesn’t happen.
It's almost as if the ability to waste time has been ingrained in my DNA, just like my hair or eye color.
Also, it’s just so easy to waste my time on other things. New episodes of my favorite show on Netflix? Events to attend with my friends? The possibilities are endless, and they definitely sound more tempting than the 8-page paper on my to-do list. Also, if you are a serial procrastinator, I commend your abilities to literally find any and every excuse you can to avoid your actual workload.
Honestly, it is a talent that should be appreciated and recognized. Also, congrats on constantly bamboozling your teachers who claim your work cannot be finished the night before! You’ve done it time and time again, and I know you’ll lie and say you finally won’t do it this time, but we both know it’s a lie.
Just accept it — you’re a procrastinator, and it is totally okay if you’re still getting all your work done!