Ah the time is here, the time where final grades are posted and your summer is either made or broken (at least for a few days). And every time it's the same, from the moment you hear grades are up:
1. I wonder how I did ...
2. I think I did okay.
3. I did do okay, right?
4. Okay so if I get a C the world won't be over.
5. Now I just have to say that to my parents...
6. C's get degrees!!!!
7. ...but they don't get jobs.
8. It's fine, I don't need a job.
9. I'll travel the world.
10. Money is stupid anyway, you can't buy happiness.
11. But you can buy many dogs ... and I want many dogs.
12. Shit, I need good grades.
13. Well, no better time than the present.
14. Let's go take a look.
15. Maybe I'll just wait to look...
16. ... I'll look right before next semester.
17. Yes, that's it. It'll motivate me more.
18. Nope, I have to look.
19. Huh, it's loading pretty slow...
20. Ohmygod, this is painful. Just load.
21. Aaaaand here we are.
22. Just look, don't be a baby.
23. Oh.
24) Oh, okay. Okay.
25. This isn't as bad as I thought!
26. Actually ... this is a lot better than I thought!
27. Mom, Dad, I'm not failing out of college!
28. Geeze, I might even get a job!
29. But there is no way in hell they'll be this good next semester.
30. Oh no, next semester ...
31. Why Why Why did I load my schedule.
32. *Collapse into sobs* This is the end.
33. I'll never see grades like this again.
34. I should get myself ice cream.
Until next time grades. You may have the upper hand, but I'm no longer afraid of you! That's a complete lie, yes I am.