19 Stages Of Finals As Told By President Trump
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19 Stages Of Finals As Told By President Trump

Finals are fast approaching, so here's some entertainment.

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19 Stages Of Finals As Told By President Trump
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It's every student's favorite time of year: FINALS TIME. Here's some brief entertainment to give you a break from studying:

1. When it's the week before finals and you still feel confident in your abilities to pull off a half decent grade

2. Sitting down in front of your books to finally get serious and start studying

3. Messing up on every single question on the review

4. When you feel the mental breakdown coming on because you can't do anything right

5. Giving yourself false confidence that you're going to pass despite not really studying

6. Lying to yourself that your four dollars in the bank can solve all your problems

7. When someone asks you if you're ready

8. Walking into your final telling yourself you're not getting your butt kicked today

9. Opening the exam and seeing the first question

10. Getting your butt kicked on all subsequent questions

11. Reading the word "explain" and trying to BS your way through your answer

12. Accepting that what will be and you honestly can't do anything about it now

13. So you decide to BS the rest of it, get up, and leave

14. Getting your grade back with a big, fat F on it

15. And then being in denial for a week afterwards

16. When your parents ask why you didn't study but you have photographic evidence of your mental breakdowns

17. When everyone asks you why you spent your time looking at memes instead of studying

17. Begging your professor to round your 34 to an A and she says no

18. When she still doesn't comply and you have to take matters into your own hands

19. Going home to stuff your face and sleep a well-deserved sleep

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