Lindsay Lohan officially made it to age 30! Who knew she would make it this far? While celebrating the milestone, Lohan revealed her surprising (but not really) plans to write a book about her personal life experiences. Here are nine potential titles for Lohan's book.

1. "My Journey from Jungle Freak to Shiny Plastic to Infamous Woman to Actual Human Being"

In this book, inspired by her movie “Mean Girls,” Lohan will talk in excruciating detail about her past compared to what her life is like now. From a young, innocent star to a rebellious young adult, she has gone through hell and back. Now, at age 30, she is ready to examine and enlighten the world of her transformations and experiences.

2. "Overcoming Every Freaky Friday Life Throws At You"

No matter how freaky life gets, it's important to grab the bull by the horns and never back down. That’s just the type of advice Lohan has in store for her readers in her upcoming book. Overcoming obstacles is hard work and someone has to help others figure out how to do it.

3. "How To Get In Touch With Your Inner Self and Spiritual Side Through Hard Drugs and Rehab"

Life has its ups and downs. The downs are especially useful in getting to know yourself on a deeper level. According to Lohan, you can get in touch with your inner self as you come up from the downs. In her book, she'll share which brushes with the law are the best to get the job done!

4. "Focusing On The Future: Making More Films and Working With Children"

In the next decade of her life, Lohan plans to, first and foremost, make more films. However, the future holds more than just that. Explaining what's next in her new book, Lohan reveals she plans to start a charity, work with children a lot and possibly have some of her own soon (after the movies, of course.)

5. "Confessions Of A 30-Year-Old Drama Queen: 'I Have No Regrets'"

When asked about her past, Lohan said she has no regrets. Much like the character she once played named Lola in "Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen," Lohan accepts that "[she] can’t turn back time" and change the way life panned out. In her book, she will confess unknown parts of her past. Talk about juicy gossip!

6. "Thirty, Flirty and Thriving"

This title is actually a reference to the movie "13 Going On 30," which Lohan isn't even in, but it is so fitting! Throughout the book she will dive into how she has entered her thirties feeling fresh and better than ever!

7. "Get A Clue: What I Learned from The Good, The Bad and The Ugly"

Reflecting on her life and the lessons she's learned, Lohan aims to help every one of her readers get a clue. In a true detective fashion, she analyzes her life and hopes to connect with readers by guiding them out of the tough place they're in.

8. "Living Fully Loaded With Wisdom Beyond Belief"

Like the car named Herbie she once drove, Lohan is more than she appears to be. She's bursting at the seams with wisdom and plans to let it all out in her upcoming book, so all can reap the benefits!

9. "How To Trap Your Lawless Self and Liberate Your Best Self"

In this promising page turner, Lohan channels her "Parent Trap" skills. She gives a step-by-step approach on how to trap the non-law-abiding you deep within yourself (for a little while, at least). Not only does she share the key to trapping your reckless side, but she shares the ideal way to liberate the best you that you can be.