I didn’t think I’d like it,

I didn’t think I couldn’t quit,

I thought I could stop when I wanted to,

I never thought this would be it,

I stayed inside for hours at a clip,

Telling myself just one more click,

But then I realized what had become,

Then I realized what I had done.

I’d become addicted,

I just couldn’t stop,

I heard someone yell out "suction"

And I watched the heart monitor drop

Then I realized I was watching Netflix

And I am not Meredith Grey,

But then I said to myself,

I can get a McDreamy any day

So as I watched I wondered,

And as I wondered I watched,

How the hell could they kill off George,

He did heart surgery when the elevator stopped

But that wasn’t even the lowest blow,

Shonda Rhimes, oh she knows,

How to piss off every viewer on the land,

When she took away my second favorite man

McSteamy was perfect,

He’s all a girl could want,

He could do a perfect face lift,

I’d even let him break my heart

I ask Shonda Rhimes as a devoted fan,

Please stop killing the characters,

Please stop as soon as you can,

I cant bear yet another loss,

I can barely watch the series without feeling sad and lost

And if you feel so inclined,

Please knock off Jo

Don’t worry about fan tears,

We’ll be happy to see her go,

Bring back Izzie and let Alex be glad,

We all rooted for them since the beginning,

Perhaps I am their biggest fan

Thank you again for a show that I love,

It rivals Friends and The Office

It even rivals Spongebob

Thanks for the tears and the laughter it has brought,

Now I’ve got to go watch before the season stops!