Wearing pajamas in class seems like the perfect plan. You have an early class, it's cold outside and you don’t want to go. So why make your life harder by having to get dressed? Instead, you just brush your teeth and wear your pajamas to class. It’s the pinnacle of comfort. I mean why should you go to class or study while being uncomfortable?

But, come on people, this isn’t how this works.

Everybody knows the day you wear your favorite sleepwear is going to be the day you’re interviewed on the news. Can’t you see it now? You are walking on your merry way and suddenly a camera crew is in your face asking about your opinions and what you saw. And you are stuck in your pajamas!

Or that cute girl in your class is paired with you on a project. Or she starts flirting with you, flipping her hair and batting her eye lashes! Or that hot boy is planning on asking you out, but sees your matching pajama ensemble and changes his mind! Maybe your professor will laugh at you in class, during your presentation! What will you do then?

Or it’s the day you’re abducted by aliens. I’m serious! The aliens decided that you are the specimen they are taking. And they’re planning on deciding whether they are going to destroy the earth based all on you. Do you really want your pajamas to be all the alien life knows about the Earth?

Not to mention, where do you put your phone when you wear your PJs? And you have to have your phone on you. Without your phone I have no idea how you plan on keeping up with Twitter chatter or the latest Odyssey articles. A phone is a mandatory part of a good education. It’s the most important part -- I’m serious!

Then, once you get home you have to change your clothes before you nap. Or you could sleep in your jeans, which is even better! Everyone knows putting on your pajamas is the best part of the evening.

Plus, pajamas are way too comfortable to be in class. How can anyone focus in class if they are comfortable? All you do when you’re comfortable is day dream. Why else would 7:30 a.m. classes exist?

Okay, maybe pajamas are okay in class. I mean they’re soft and warm. Plus you can dress pajamas up if you actually do your hair. And it saves some time getting ready in the morning. So you can sleep a little longer, which we all need. Not to mention, there’s a song “Pajamas All Day” that’s weird and wonderful all at the same time. And really, you should listen to weird and wonderful songs, right?

Maybe I was a little haste with this whole “pajamas shouldn’t be worn in class” thing. They actually sound kind of awesome. Chemistry sounds like it could only improve with cotton drawstring apparel. I mean, I’m paying for this class, why should I be anything but blissful? And let’s be honest, pajamas are the only way to be really happy in life!