Petty: Someone who habitually overreacts. Also known as sassy, drama queen, sasshole, etc. There is something so overly satisfying with going the extra mile to prove a point. I believe I am doing the world justice by enabling my petty acts.

1. Cutting People Off.

There is always that one person on the expressway who keeps speeding up to pass you, so you have to block him in and drive super slow.

2. Laying on Your Horn.

Sometimes I feel like everyone needs to understand how frustrated I am and when I lay on my horn for 5 minutes I just feel so accomplished.

3. Doing A Split Take When They Get Your Coffee Wrong.

I know exactly what goes in my coffee; two sugars, 4 pumps of caramel and creamer. When I go to indulge on my morning happiness and it tastes like failure, you bet I am not swallowing that. Sorry Dunkin' Donuts worker, but you should clean that up.

4. Getting Mad Over Nothing.

By nothing, I mean something that is so unnecessary to even be mad at but I do it anyways to make my point.

5. Posting a Fire Insta Selfie.

When I post a really fire picture, it's either because I actually just look great or someone pissed me off and I am letting them know I am cute and no one can stop me.

6. Flirting With Your Man's Friends.

You must have really done something if I have to act like I want to flirt with your friends, but I'll just do it to make you mad.

7. Leaving You on Reads.

I probably really want to text back but knowing you know I saw your text and am intentionally ignoring you fulfills something in me.

8. Blocking You on Everything.

If you did something to really make me mad, I'll just block you on everything without saying one thing about the issue. Boy bye.

These may or may not have been things that I have done (probably), but I am sure we can all relate. Be petty and proud, nothing to hide here. We just don't wanna play games and tell it like it is, with a little splash of sass.