If you're a parent you've had at least ONE day like this, between brief periods of sanity, you've spent the day listening to your children bicker, scream, throw things at each other, argue about who hit who, tattle on each other, argue over whose turn it is to change the toilet paper roll, blaming each other for a huge mess that both refuse to pick up, you get the idea.
You're secretly wishing a tantrum on that friend that posted yet another adorable moment of their children on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. You wonder what you could have done to be blessed with seed from the Demon himself.
If you've ever had to restrain yourself as your teenager rolls their eyes at you and gives you a "Whatever," you may find solace in 23 ways I've experienced parenting (sometimes all in the same day!).
Someone Tells You, "They're So Adorable"...
If They Only Knew...
My Baby's So Beeaaauuuttif...
Hold Still... I Said... HOLD... STILL!
Always, Always Embarrass Your Kids
They Want To Have 13 Friends Over
When There Are Just No Other Words
Kid President... If Only It Were That Simple
They Think A Tantrum Changes The Outcome
They're Right... It DOUBLES IT!
You Got ALL Of The Kids Crying At Once
Your Child Brought Home All A's
You Have A Toddler
You Need A Time-Out Before Addressing...
Trying To Sneak Your Secret Snack...
Without Alerting The Vultures
Your Child Tries To Bargain Their Punishment
Your 3-Year-Old Dropped The F-Bomb...
At Megaphone Volume... In The Store
You Turn Off The Modem...
But Let Them Have Their Electronics
This Is Your Mantra
Your I Believe Your... Poop... Face
The Kids Are Beating The Snot Out Of Each Other
Your Patience Limit... OVERDRAWN!!!
You Copy Your Toddler's Tantrum, In Tandem
Bedtime ... Parents Be Like...
Feel better? Misery does love it some company, and a few giggles of commiseration. May The Odds Be Ever In Your Favor in all of your Parenting Tomorrows.