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Overheard About 'The Bachelor': Panty Lines And Sister Wives

"This might be the season that finally ends my Bachelor watching."

Kathryn Kostovetsky

Jan 16, 2017

University of Georgia

Overheard About 'The Bachelor': Panty Lines And Sister Wives

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We're only a few episodes in, but the... eccentric... girls in Nick's new season have already captured our attention. From inappropriate jokes to awkward reunions, we definitely believe it when Chris Harrison says this season is sure to be the "most dramatic yet." Episodes one and two brought us laughs and even a few tears. Here are a few funny quotes overheard about the debacle so far.

1. "ABC really picked an odd army of skanks this time."

2. "Corinne is trying to give off a Paris Hilton vibe but is giving off more of a 'please hate me' vibe."

3. "Who has to water the driveway down every ten minutes? It always looks so glossy."

4. "The girl who said she wasn't wearing any panties had panty lines."

5. "Hug and kiss tokens -- because accepting money for sexual favors is totally acceptable here in 2017."

6. "The dolphin girl missed the perfect opportunity to say, 'I may be the left shark but I'm the right shark for you,' and I'm pretty upset about it."

7. "Just know that they are walking out of the Rose Ceremony in the daytime because that crap took ALL NIGHT to film."

8. "Putting a bunch of girls in wedding dresses is not a date -- it's just some weird sister wives activity."

9. "Corrine claims that they had chemistry, but she ripped her top off and he was still able to get out of that pool pretty fast."

10. "They included an Adam and Eve bride, a shotgun wedding bride, and an 80s bride, but you know what they forgot? An ex-wife."

11. "Corinne's nanny must be so proud."

12. "Nick and Liz are perfect for each other because they both keep coming back for more."

13. "It's appropriate that they're at a 'Museum of Broken Relationships' because that term could also be referring to the entire Bachelor franchise."

14. "It's only episode two and it seems like these girls are already as tired of Nick as I am."

15. "I prefer yachts being a thing this season for the one-on-one dates as opposed to hot tubs in random locations like in Ben's season."

16. "I bet Nick's messages are green."

17. "The contestants this season are giving me tonsil stones."

18. "This might be the season that finally ends my Bachelor watching."

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"This might be the season that finally ends my Bachelor watching."

1. "ABC really picked an odd army of skanks this time."

2. "Corinne is trying to give off a Paris Hilton vibe but is giving off more of a 'please hate me' vibe."

3. "Who has to water the driveway down every ten minutes? It always looks so glossy."

4. "The girl who said she wasn't wearing any panties had panty lines."

5. "Hug and kiss tokens -- because accepting money for sexual favors is totally acceptable here in 2017."

6. "The dolphin girl missed the perfect opportunity to say, 'I may be the left shark but I'm the right shark for you,' and I'm pretty upset about it."

7. "Just know that they are walking out of the Rose Ceremony in the daytime because that crap took ALL NIGHT to film."

8. "Putting a bunch of girls in wedding dresses is not a date -- it's just some weird sister wives activity."

9. "Corrine claims that they had chemistry, but she ripped her top off and he was still able to get out of that pool pretty fast."

10. "They included an Adam and Eve bride, a shotgun wedding bride, and an 80s bride, but you know what they forgot? An ex-wife."

11. "Corinne's nanny must be so proud."

12. "Nick and Liz are perfect for each other because they both keep coming back for more."

13. "It's appropriate that they're at a 'Museum of Broken Relationships' because that term could also be referring to the entire Bachelor franchise."

14. "It's only episode two and it seems like these girls are already as tired of Nick as I am."

15. "I prefer yachts being a thing this season for the one-on-one dates as opposed to hot tubs in random locations like in Ben's season."

16. "I bet Nick's messages are green."

17. "The contestants this season are giving me tonsil stones."

18. "This might be the season that finally ends my Bachelor watching."

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Doing the friendly wave to every boat you pass.

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Giving the idiot who goes 30 in a "No Wake Zone" a piece of your mind.

You have no problem with peeing in the water.

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Watching in awe at the bigger, better boats that pass by.

Knowing any swimsuit that you own with white in it is best left for the pool or the ocean.

The momentary fear for your life as you get launched from the tube.

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Having unexpected problems with your boat.

Having a name for your boat unique to you and your life.

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