There are a lot of people that I believe would make a better president than Trump. To make it a little fairer, I narrowed down the list to just orange things. To narrow it down, even more, I only chose six things, just so he could have at least a slight chance. Without further ado, here are six things I believe could make a better president than our current Commander in Chief:
1. A "Road Work Ahead" sign
Seeing this sign means you have about three minutes until you're miserable for hours, but at least it's a universally understood sign, so everybody would understand the forthcoming consequences if we were to vote it into place.
2. A cantaloupe
I actually low-key really hate this fruit, but sometimes you have to pick the lesser of two evils.
3. A life vest
The cool thing about life vests is that they help you, no matter your age, race, gender, etc. Sure, they might be uncomfortable, but in contrast to our current president, they make you uncomfortable while serving a purpose. A concept I can get behind.
4. A container of Utz Cheese Balls
You almost never feel good about eating these when you do, but it beats kicking innocent children out of our country or objectifying women.
5. A baby dressed up as a tiger
I firmly believe this baby could make equally-mature decisions.