Dear Shadow, Tom and Geri (Geraldine for short),

I am so glad I have you all in my life. Though, as I am typing this, Geri is trying to eat tape. Life is such an adventure with you guys. From my sister dressing you in random costumes, never being able to find a hair tie because you knock them all off the counter and the madness that occurs whenever I point a laser near you, life is always fun with you all around. People try to tell me dogs are better, but like you guys, I just don't see it. Dogs just don't have the personality and sass like you guys.

Shadow, you used to be evil, but as you've gotten older, we have come to love and respect each other. You were the cutest kitten and you used to follow us around, which is how you got your name- Shadow. I remember how sad we all were when you ran away on Valentine's Day a few years back, and how happy we were when we found you the following May.

Tom, we are blessed to have you in our lives. You are the fluffiest and sweetest cat alive. I love how you can hear me say, "Treat" no matter where I am in the house, and you come wandering into the room to make sure you get one. You are so cute when you roll on to your back, waiting for us to pet your belly. However, I don't really love the amount of fur you leave everywhere, but if it's the price we have to pay to have you in our lives, we will gladly pay it.

Geri, I could never tell the other cats this, but you're my favorite. You are such a sweetheart, except to Tom, and you are the chunkiest cat alive, which just makes you all the more adorable. I love how trainable you are- how you come when I call you and how you sit on command. You make the funniest face when we pet your favorite spot, and you love to lick us to death with your sandpaper tongue.

If writing a letter to my cats makes me a crazy cat lady, then so be it. I love my cats, and who needs a boyfriend when you have three amazing cats. If at forty I am still single and own a million cats, then I will be living the dream.

Sincerely,

Your Owner