The hottest release of the summer is Season 5 of "Orange Is the New Black." I won't give anything away, but it is certainly an action-packed season. But the best action is back at school, where we all are counting down the days until we step foot back on campus. Here are a few Ohio universities as OITNB characters.
Miami University - Lorna Morello
Always with her hair and makeup done, Lorna is always pretty quiet, planning away her future with Christopher (or so she thought). But, Lorna is a bit (or a lot) crazy, and Miami is just the same. This university is always strutting their best, doesn't cause too much of a scene, but has something weird going on inside. I guess we will never really know what that is.
Ohio University - Nicky Nichols
OU students are always here for a good time, with their 29,402 fests a year. Also like Nicky, they have a way with words and swooning potential lovers into their web, like OU's journalism students at the renowned best journalism school in Ohio.
Bowling Green State University - Alex Vause
BGSU and Alex Vause don't let anyone kill their vibe, and will be down for a good time all weekend, every weekend. No one messes with BGSU or Vause.
Ohio State - C.O. Piscatella
Ohio State THINKS they are in charge of everything because they go to THE Ohio State University, but really no one listens or really cares. The inmates of Lichfield all hate Piscatella, and they let everyone in the MCC know.
University of Akron - Norma Romano
Doesn't say much, and really no one knows what they're doing or why they're here, like Norma.
Kent State University - Piper Chapman
Piper isn't the new inmate on the block, but sometimes acts like she is. She tries to gain superiority, but all other dorm blocks fight her down. And let's be honest, who knows if she Kent read, Kent write, just like the infamous Kent State joke. (P.S. Kent and BG aren't a thing like Chapman and Vause.)
University of Cincinnati - Red
If you get on her bad side (or step outside campus lines), you'll be getting a used tampon sandwich every meal.
University of Toledo - Suzanne "Crazy Eyes" Warren
She's certainly crazy and seems to be by herself a lot. Toledo is certainly the same. I think this one speaks for itself.