Do you ever see someone, or hear a story about something stupid they've done, and you just feel bad for them, because they obviously have poor decision-making skills? The kind of situation where all that you can do is just look at them and think, "Oh, honey…" I'm sure you have but have you ever stopped and thought that maybe someone has said, or thought, the same things about you?

Well, now, you can think of me as your fairy godfather, here to tell you a few of the things that you're doing wrong with your life, so you can correct them. Things that some people seem not to think about, and that they just shouldn't do. I mean, did we see what Cinderella was going to wear to the ball before Fairy Godmother gave her the glow up?

I mean, the thing looked like mice made it…

Then, much like I am here to do for you, Fairy Godmother came along and bippity boppity booped her life and made her into the icon we all know and love.

Don't you want to be an icon?

Let us begin:

1. Eyebrows

Alright people, let's talk about eyebrows. I don't know if you've been under a rock, overslept, missed the memo, mistook your dry erase marker for an eyebrow pencil, or what, but how about we don't? OK? OK.

I see what you're going for...

but you're giving me...

A rather valiant effort to say the least.

Now, since some of you can't seem to grasp how to fix your face shrubs, here's a simple image to keep your face from looking like the whiteboard after your professor sneezes while writing your assignments:

Good luck.

2. Makeup Lines

Girl, can we just talk about blending? I know we've all seen that person who just can't grasp the concept of blending. I sometimes feel I should do the world a favor, and walk around with my own makeup sponge, and blend some of y'all's makeup on the street.

Do you enjoy looking like this?

When you don't blend your makeup, you literally look like you're wearing a mask, and you really should check your friends if they never tell you.

It is not okay for your face and neck to be two different colors. So, if you're thinking about coming out of the house without blending your makeup, just don't.

3. Exes

For the love of all that is holy, if you're thinking about going back to your horrible ex, for anything, just don't. Remember, there was a reason you left them in the first place.

Feeling lonely and you want to text them? Don't.

Drunk and feel like hitting him/her up? Don't.

If you've ever wondered, yes, all of your friends are tired of hearing you whine and complain about your ex if all you ever do is crawl right back to them.

Exes are just the threshold you should never cross into. Leave it alone, leave them be. It's better for you.

These are just a few things you shouldn't do, that I've noticed several people continue to do on a regular basis. I'm just here to help you better yourself and make your life easier.

As I am one man, there is only so much I can do, but you can help end these pandemics, and share this to save a life.

For now, all I can say is, "Oh, Honey."