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17 Phases The UVA 4th Year Who Didn't Get Duke Tickets Goes Through

It's like the college basketball equivalent of missing the Rapture...

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17 Phases The UVA 4th Year Who Didn't Get Duke Tickets Goes Through
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Alas, with over 100 sabre points, I was not awarded a ticket to the upcoming Duke vs UVA men's basketball game.

1. Panic when everyone else is getting their tickets

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"I'm group 1, what are you?"

2. Refresh your email over and over and over

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When the new email is just a stupid coupon...

3. Convince yourself that the system just has a glitch

UVA email is just slow sometimes... that's probably it...

4. Stare at the email informing you that the world has ended

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Sit in shock for approximately 10 minutes trying not to cry.

5. Tell your friends to get sympathy

Send a snapchat to everyone you know because this is monumental news.

6. ... just for them to respond in a way that signals that they DO NOT understand your pain

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They are NOT reacting nearly as passionate as they should be.

7. Get angry

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THE WORLD IS NOT JUST.

8. Do they not understand that I'm a fourth year?

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This is my last chance to see Duke... I deserve this! I worked so hard!

9. So maybe if I get hit by a bus, they'll give me a Duke ticket instead of free tuition?

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Sees a bus in the distance... steps in road.

10. Try to convince yourself that this won't matter in 10 years

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... unsuccessfully.

11. First years with hardly any sabre points got tickets?!

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Excuse me? They're not even real fans.

12. Determine which organ to sell on the black market

Will a kidney get me a ticket? How about a sliver of my liver?

13. Wallow in self pity

https://www.instagram.com/p/BegPyE9lWX3/

Wake me up on February 10th.

14. Put Zion as my lock screen in spite

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bsdlx8SBWGm/

I hope we lose so everyone else can feel my pain (not really, but also really)

15. Any time someone asks how you are, yell, "I didn't get a Duke ticket!"

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Don't talk to me right now...

16. To rub the salt into my wounds, find out that College Gameday is coming, too

https://twitter.com/UVAMensHoops

Yippee...

17. Boycott and leave Charlottesville all together

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I'm just going to leave Cville and distance myself from the source of my sadness

It's like the college basketball equivalent of missing the Rapture...

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