Everyone knows getting ready for a great night out is a production. You need those three extra hours before the festivities begin to mentally and physically prepare. You're probably pre-gaming the pregame as you put yourself together and get ready for a crazy night. Here's a typical night out as told by the cast of "Jersey Shore."

1. At this point, you've probably gone through your whole closet trying a million outfits only to wear the first thing you tried on. It's important to look your best and make a good first impression, considering you're going to be a hot mess in under an hour.

2. Once the crew is finally all dressed up and looking on point, it's time to get the group picture. You all pick your favorite sides and then quickly purse your lips for the camera. Once you talk about how amazing you all look, it's time for some drinks.

3. You start blasting the music and the pregame starts to get wild. As you're slugging them back with your friends, you start telling everyone how much you love them. By this point you might have already hopped on the counter, busted out your best moves, and spilled some of your drink on you. By now you've probably had one too many, so it's obviously time to hit up the party with your squad.

4. You roll in hot and make sure to cause a scene. Obviously everyone needs to know you're in the building.

5. You start making new friends and feeding everyone your alcohol. It's crazy the kind of bond a shot can build. Also, you probably don't need anymore shots yourself at this point so sharing is a great idea.

6. The DJ turns on your favorite song and you can't contain your excitement. "This is my jam!"

7. The night is literally going perfect until you notice a group of girls giving your crew looks. Well, here comes the drama. What's a night without a little extra excitement?

8. There's always that one friend who takes it a little too far and wants to fight someone for giving them a dirty look. Girls can be relentless but going Ronda Rousey on their ass probably isn't the best way to go about it.

9. You always need that laid-back friend to jump in and settle the drama...with more drinking.

10. You take a group bathroom break and there's always the one friend who gets emotional over boy drama. This calls for a therapy session and lots of Dr. Phil advice. The go-to is always, "You can do way better than that jerk, so let's go find you someone hotter to make him jealous!"

11. Once the therapy session is over, it's time to be getting your flirt on! It's almost time for the party to start wrapping up.

12. But you end up having one big sleepover with the roomies because honestly, boys suck. It's time for pjs, drunk food and funny stories from the party!