115 Nicki Minaj Lyrics That'll Slay The Instagram Caption Game
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115 Nicki Minaj Lyrics That'll Slay The Instagram Caption Game

The QUEEN. The Harajuku Barbie, the myth, the legend Nicki Minaj has been the pinkprint to my life and my Myspace before there was Instagram since 08.

115 Nicki Minaj Lyrics That'll Slay The Instagram Caption Game
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“I need a caption!” *types into Google Nicki Minaj lyrics* Yes, my secret is out and I have no shame in my Instagram caption game. The QUEEN. The Harajuku Barbie, the myth, the legend Nicki Minaj has been the pinkprint of my life and my Instagram captions since 08.

Whether the picture consisted of me feeling like a baddie or absolute flawless Nicki Minaj lyrics have been my secret weapon for Instagram captions. Just like Nicki Minaj did with Cardi B, I will gladly give you all the pink print to jaw-dropping Instagram captions. (yes, that was shade to the Bardi gang)

When you want to take shots at your broke, lowlife ex:

  1. “Look at y'all sharing one bottle in the club, one bottle full of bub' ass sucka”
  2. “I be damned if I (freak) a non-man-ass sucka ”
  3. “Frontin' like he got a plan, Boost Mobile ass nigga"
  4. “Stay in your bum ass duplex”
  5. "Cause you know I don't chase, I replace 'em"
  6. “And tell him that his friends love how your (kitty) taste"
  7. “I'm a bad girl, you ain't used to that”
  8. “Look at y'all can't get a job so you plottin' how to rob ass dudes”
  9. “They be grown men, but I little boy these dudes"
  10. “You the same clown dude that was runnin' me down!?"
  11. “Bald head yep, don't want no Forrest Gumps”
  12. “Never let a clown (sucka) try to play you’ if he play you, then "Rule number 2: (freak) his best friends, then make 'em "yes" men"
  13. “Big fat dude all that huffin’ and puffin"
  14. “Sorry little daddy that cards not valid, I need unlimited black cards like I'm racist.”
  15. "I tell 'em that I love 'em but I never really do"
  16. “You ain't good enough to be stylin' on me”
  17. “I would've helped you out that pit you fell in”
  18. “I just wanted memories tried to make some with you, now I gotta erase 'em with you”
  19. “So young and naive to think you were the one who came to take claim of this heart”
  20. “I cut all my (suckas) off and they would still wive me”
  21. "Yes that's why I'm crowned queen, and I ain't lookin' for the prom king”

When you want to take shots at your ex’s new downgraded girlfriend:

  1. "Listen, I'm the baddest in the school, the baddest in the game"
  2. “I gave him to you (trick) don’t (freaking) forget it”
  3. "I look like "yes" and you look like "no".
  4. “Give it up, it’s me I WIN YOU LOSE!”
  5. “I cut all my (dudes) off, but they would still wife me”
  6. “These ugly (girls) is really boostin' my ego”
  7. “Tell 'em girls, cross their T's and dot their I’s”
  8. “I'm a yes and these (tricks) is a bunch of nahs”
  9. “I'm me, when will these girls ever see?”
  10. “I'm the iPhone, you the Nokia”
  11. “She see my sexy ass every time she scroll”
  12. “Me and them girls, we ain’t the same boo”
  13. "Watch your man, then you should watch your mouth”
  14. "If you are my rival, then that means you're suicidal."
  15. "My crown won't fit on your bum ass lace fronts"
  16. “Pull up on a bum (trick) and be like what up sis?”
  17. "Competition? why yes I would love some."
  18. "I’m Angelina, you Jennifer. Come on (girl), you see where Brad at."
  19. "I'm in my own lane, you ain't in my category."
  20. "Step your cookies up, go get you a ladder”
  21. “Imma be the queen, no matter how they shuffle”
  22. “I am for keeps, she can't compete”

When you’re feeling yourself entirely too much:

  1. “Instagram, another flawless pic”
  2. "If I'm fake I ain't notice, cause my money ain't."
  3. "Excuse me honey, but nobody's in my lane."
  4. “Keep your man off my Instagram, chick”
  5. “Who lied and said you next? Crying emojis in my group text”
  6. “Can’t stop me, don’t watch me, you better just watch yo dude hoe”
  7. “Ay yo I been on, (trick) you been con"
  8. “I confess, I woke up like this”
  9. "Shout out to my haters, Sorry that you couldn't faze me."
  10. “I get what I desire, it’s my empire”
  11. “Perfect nobody’s perfect, My body's perfect, I'm perfect”
  12. “He ain't stupid enough to lose me to another dude in them streets”
  13. “Tell 'em I still got that hourglass figure though”
  14. “You know I pop-pop-pop it like a pistol”
  15. “He said I’m bad, he prolly right”
  16. “Kitty on fleek, pretty on fleek”
  17. "But if you're ugly it's a no text zone, it’s a no sex zone"
  18. “I'm pretty and I'm fly, I'm up in the pink Lear”
  19. “Today I'm icy, but I'm prayin' for some more snow”
  20. “Go against me, then you made a mistake”
  21. “Sorry little mama, you a three star”
  22. "Hotter than a middle eastern climate."
  23. “You can tell I'm the illest, cause my dividend is the biggest
  24. “I’m in this bitch, I’m high saditty”
  25. “But tell ‘em winning is my protocol”
  26. “I win, give off the bench and give a bunch of fives”
  27. “Couple wet wipes case a bum try to touch me (EW)"
  28. “I fly with the stars, in the skies”
  29. "You can be the king, but watch the Queen conquer”
  30. “When I walk in, sit up straight”
  31. "I'm just exotic, chronic, shoe game on psychotic"
  32. "I'm bossed up, I got 'em awestruck, it's not a toss up, I'm the winner"

When you and your clique are baddies:

  1. “This is for my girlfriend, this for my bff”
  2. "I’m with some hood girls lookin’ back at it."
  3. “If I get it in the pink I get her the light blue”
  4. “Brand new Range Rover that was for her b-day”
  5. “When we pull off at da light, why everything else get left”
  6. "We dope girls, we flawless. We the poster girls for all this."
  7. "Pretty gang, always keep them (dudes) on geek."
  8. “And that's why, we do em greasy, stuntin in louis vezzy”
  9. ‘Cause we the big three, don't need a big speech, we made the biggest impact, check the spreadsheet’
  10. ‘When them bum (tricks) in my town, all my real (dudes) alert us”
  11. "If you ain’t on the team, you playin’ for team D, ’Cause we A-listers, we paid sisters."
  12. "Pretty (girls) only could get in my posse."
  13. “Fifty trucks, when I pull up we a fleet away’
  14. "Cause we the mean girls, y-yes we so fetch."
  15. "We fresh to death, down to the shoes."
  16. "Ain't at no wedding but all my girls cake tops."
  17. “Wicked got ten bad (chicks), we sh-shut it down.”
  18. "Got a whole bunch of pretty gang in my clique."
  19. "Clap for the heavyweight champ, me, But I couldn't do it all alone, WE."
  20. "I'm with some flawless (girls) because they be mobbin' pretty."
  21. “One time bust a shot, for my champion girls”
  22. “When I hit the club, it’ll just be me and my conceited friend”
  23. “It's a celebration every time we link up”

When you’re securing the bag:

  1. "And if I'm fake, I ain't notice 'cause my money ain't"
  2. “I don’t care what you haters saying, I’m getting paid’
  3. "I want more cheese, lots and lots of cheese"
  4. "Get my money, get my cash, get my math, see everything’s
  5. "If it doesn’t make cents, then it doesn’t make dollars"
  6. "You know, when you're booked four times a week every week, it's kinda hard to keep track of bum tricks"
  7. "Yes I am about my cake, Just call me Ana Mae's"
  8. “My money so tall that my Barbie's gotta climb it”
  9. "I keep a gentleman, First name Benjamin”
  10. “Big MAC billboard out in time square, and I ain’ talking about Mcdonalds, trick.”
  11. "You see them stats, you know, what I am about"
  12. “This moment will be syndicated, I don't know, this night just remind me of everything that they deprived me of”
  13. "She on a diet," but my pockets eating cheesecake
  14. But I will remain where the top begins
  15. “I get money so I do's what I pleases. I live with the mother(freaking) pools and the trees is”
  16. “All these haters mad because I'm so established”

(some lyrics were censored)


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