Everyone knows the leaders on capitol hill are the nation’s brightest. Because of this, they are obviously a great example of how to work together and achieve goals in 2018. Here are some tips:
1. Set an unattainable goal.
Rewrite a whole program that drastically changes our nation in a few weeks? Lose 20 pounds in a month? Same difference.
2. Ask for constant reassurance about your self-worth instead of working to get the job done.
Don’t forget to constantly complain to your friends about how hard your goal is so they can reaffirm your good work.
3. When you fail the first time, don’t try again.
Just shut down. As congress shuts down the government everytime they mess up, don’t forget to do the same every time you go off track. Life should be easy, right?
4. Tweet and watch television.
While this may be more of the President’s tactic, it really is helping him get stuff accomplished. As every college student knows, procrastination is the key to success, so don’t forget to tweet and watch tv instead of getting your work done in 2018.
5. Use distraction.
Finally, don’t forget to switch your resolution if it doesn’t look attainable after a few days.