I adore fall. It is indisputably the best season of the year. The air is tinged with a chill and the leaves turn to warm oranges and reds. Warm sweaters, cozy boots, and fluffy scarves. I cannot get enough of the fall season. I also cannot get enough of Parks and Recreation. This article is a love child of my two favorites.
September 22nd. The first day of Autumn. It's the best day of the year. It marks the beginning of the most wonderful time of year. It was approximately seventy degrees this year on the Autumnal Equinox, and I wore a flannel and boots. I love the first day of Fall like Leslie Knope loves Galentine's Day.
Here is a representation of me throwing money at a Starbucks barista. I won't pretend I don't drink coffee everyday anyway, but fall gives me an extra excuse. Now, I can order my coffee hot and snuggle up. I get a caffeine boost and it keeps my hands warm. Here, take more money from me, Starbucks.
Did someone say Hocus Pocus? Scream? Halloween? It comes as no surprise that I also love Halloween. All October long I watch scary movies. Of course, I watch every single Halloweentown until they replace Marnie and thought no one would notice because that was some serious bullsh*t.
Fall makes me as happy as Snakejuice made Ron Swanson. I find myself in a similar state of euphoria and wearing a too-small hat in the form a beanie.
Gentlemen, embrace the fall fashion. You rock those flannels and beanies. If you do fall activities with me, like a pumpkin patch, it's over. We're probably getting married. We'll have a fall wedding obviously.
Me and my best friend matching every single day.
Happy Fall!