Thank you for...always eating my food, but when you didn't, thank you for leaving the last crumbs of my chips, or the last drops of my coffee creamer.

Thank you for...being obnoxious and loud when getting ready for your 8 a.m. I love waking up at the crack of dawn to the soothing sound of cheesy country music.

Thank you for...always throwing your dirty clothes around the room. I love my part-time job as a maid! My parents are so proud.

Thank you for...stumbling in drunk at 3 a.m. on any given weekday, and deciding that watching TV, blasting music and inviting the night's crew into the room all at once was a smart idea. Ingenious.

Thank you for...inviting guests in whenever you please, especially when I'm taking my afternoon nap or just coming out of the shower.

Thank you for...FaceTiming and calling your parents 24/7. The nagging voice of your parents really helps me when I'm studying and trying to do my homework.

Thank you for...leaving out the pizza you drunkenly ordered on $1 shot night. I love waking up to the smell of greasy garlic crust.

Thank you for...for going to bed at 8 p.m. some nights, just because "you felt like it." No, it's fine! I really don't mind being kicked out of my own room.

Thank you for...trying to convince me to let you bring your significant other home with you some nights, insisting me that you guys are "just going to sleep."

Thank you for...not knowing how to use a key, resulting in several maintenance reports of lock being "broken" and having to change my key multiple times throughout the year.

Thank you for...wearing my brand new clothes out and returning them with hole and a couple of unknown stains. Oh, and let's not forget the multiple Snapchats that were sent.

Most of all, thank you for..proving to me that living with you is nearly unbearable.