Ever feel like your life is so unrelatable compared to all those around you. Well, look no further, because here is a list of hilarious tweets that will make sure that you'll leave with a broken wudhu. Remember, smile, it's sunnah!
1. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
When hijabis are just chilling at home and non-mahram come to visit... https://t.co/tDNemL9DLd— AwkwardMuslim.com (@AwkwardMuslim.com) 1485006055.0
2. When only one look is too much
“Nauzubillah”😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/XQUTsO6Pzf— keva (@keva) 1540381079.0
3. When everyone gets the memo except you
Me watching uncles fall asleep at Jummah during the Khutbah https://t.co/D93GlfzQDj— Protein Shaykh (@Protein Shaykh) 1542150868.0
4. Eid-ul-Adha can bring out the best in people...and goats
When you survived Eid Ul Adha... https://t.co/emmLgqLIgw— Protein Shaykh (@Protein Shaykh) 1536667686.0
5. When the clap back becomes a whiplash
She has every right to wear what she wants but as the wife of Pakistan’s leader, she represents all Pakistani women… https://t.co/V1DcHKxgS2— Sameera Khan (@Sameera Khan) 1534618636.0
She wears a layer of fabric to cover her face, you wear multiple layers of makeup to cover yours. I don't see what… https://t.co/fhjsCMp2ZK— Protein Shaykh (@Protein Shaykh) 1534714817.0
6. You mut be batient with these beoble.
When the customer service agent is an arab... https://t.co/5vjgBlvYUW— Protein Shaykh (@Protein Shaykh) 1521225129.0
7. When your eeman high and you start seeing the world in a new light
*Trump steps up* *Gives adhaan* *Gives shahaadah* *Makes du'a for the ummah* https://t.co/2FNZ04m4Xr— Raz (@Raz) 1494955629.0
8. Keeping it pg-halal
Me : HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WTF Mom : What is "wtf"? Me : Wallahi Too Funny— Protein Shaykh (@Protein Shaykh) 1451394774.0
9. When the punishment for lying comes to fast
Don't mess with arab parents 😂 https://t.co/Sahlzaq5Fl— Protein Shaykh (@Protein Shaykh) 1536522904.0
10. That time of the year
When my mum asks me what I want for Iftaar. https://t.co/hegfomxdbL— Radiya Gani (@Radiya Gani) 1526049275.0
11. Do I need to say more?
Feet got abs. Belly got flabs. https://t.co/0gYUovXO6W— Protein Shaykh (@Protein Shaykh) 1528942832.0
12. Signs of an approaching eeman high
When you haven't done any revision, and theres an exam in the morning.. https://t.co/j3H95XVn5p— AwkwardMuslim.com (@AwkwardMuslim.com) 1481158237.0
13. Taking chicken salah to a whole new level
When the imam drinks too much coffee before Tarawih... https://t.co/u8Nod9osNX— AwkwardMuslim.com (@AwkwardMuslim.com) 1495985120.0
14. You are what you eat
You have to repeat your shahaada after drinking this https://t.co/z60grYPH5e— Raz (@Raz) 1491734616.0
15. After 15 years being a hijabi
Subhanallah look at how simple hijab tutorials used to be https://t.co/3TrYYHdU60— Elyas (@Elyas) 1491069808.0
16. Not this time Shaytaan
When you're at the supermarket, and accidentally enter the alcohol section... https://t.co/0HnByqXujG— AwkwardMuslim.com (@AwkwardMuslim.com) 1490962058.0
17. Making wudhu does NOT make you a water bender
Baes Dad : what would you do if you're doing wudhu but you have to protect my daughter at the same time ? Me: https://t.co/A34eMTwbxB— Anas (@Anas) 1475779090.0
18. But it keeps calling me!
This is what it's like chasing the dunya http://t.co/g1akZz3Kib— Mohat McGandy (@Mohat McGandy) 1430260012.0
19. It's probably a sign from god
MashaAllah! Even the pigeon lady from Home Alone 2 quoted hadith! 🙌🏽 https://t.co/QsYmeP7amd— AwkwardMuslim.com (@AwkwardMuslim.com) 1455710488.0
20. Don't give in to the urge
When the group chat is lit but you already recited "Allahuma Bismika Amutu wa Ahya" https://t.co/dvP7xL4kg4— AwkwardMuslim.com (@AwkwardMuslim.com) 1520689750.0
Discalimer: If any jokes have gone to far for you or are not appropriate please forgive me and let me know in the comment section.