This is it, you finally found it. After years of searching, or maybe no searching at all, you have finally come across the most uninteresting article on the entire Internet. Out of all the random clickbait, horribly cliché listicles, and God only knows whatever else is out there these days, this is the one with the least amount of appeal. Crazy, I know.

Out of all the pointless stories online these days, this is the most pointless. Out of all the unfunny things on the Internet, this is the least funny. There is no point to this article. None whatsoever. This article is not meant to inform, educate, or even entertain. It simply exists, within the far-reaching dimensions of the Internet, waiting to be read by people like you, even though there is absolutely no reason why you, or anyone else, should ever waste your time reading it.

At this point in most articles, the author might start giving his or her personal perspective on the topic at hand, filling the article with commentary and personal insight, attempting to establish the author as a more or less credible source on the topic being discussed. Not with this article, however. There is absolutely no commentary to be added, nor is there any sort of personal perspective to be offered in order to try and give a unique angle to the piece.

This is because, as you have hopefully figured out by now, this is the least interesting article on the Internet. Just think about that for a second. Just think about how many thousands and thousands of articles exist within the remarkable online world, and then come to terms with the fact that you are, right now, reading the worst one of them all; the one with no purpose at all and therefore no reason to ever waste your time reading it.

So, why are you still reading this thing? Maybe you are bored. Maybe you are trying to kill a few minutes at school or work. Maybe you are trying to enrich the intellectual grasp of your mind. Hopefully not the last one, because you definitely came to the wrong place for that. Still, it would appear that you have made it this far into the article. You have already wasted all the time that it took you to get here, so you might as well waste just a little bit more time and make it to the end.

Now that you've made it this far, finish reading. But afterward, please go do something else. Please don't waste your time on reading some other pointless article online. Go outside, spend time with a friend, walk your dog, or just take a nap. Whatever you do, just don't let your brain turn to mush with all the brain-cell eating garbage that goes online these days. Garbage similar to this article, the one you have wasted the past several minutes reading.

Now, I know what you might be thinking. This is actually some sort of cautionary article trying to get people to get off their smartphones and computers and go outside to smell the flowers or some other cliché phrase. But this is not the case. As I mentioned earlier, this article does not have a purpose. It has no goal, no motive, and no point to it at all.

At this point, it looks like congratulations are in order because you made it to the end of the least interesting article that you will ever read. So congratulations on demanding so little from the content you choose to spend your precious time reading. Now go do something else.