We all know how Missouri weather is...

Missouri weather has a mind of it's own. Us Missourians can never predict the weather, and we are all used to the weatherman giving us wrong forecasts. You think it's going to be sunny today because it's summer? Nope, it's actually going to rain all day and then snow for about 5 minutes. Then start raining again. Oh, well surely in the winter it's cold, right? Ha, no again. It's November and today was 65 degrees. About a week ago I was bundled up with my hat, coat, and gloves, ready for my nose and toes to fall off.

There is no hope in predicting the weather.

You could be the best meteorologist in the United States of America and STILL not get the forecast correct. Honestly, I've just given up looking at the weather.

It would be really nice to know what type of clothing to wear on a given day, but you never know if you'll need shorts, pants, long sleeve shirts, a hat, an umbrella, boots, etc. So basically, you have to pack your ENTIRE wardrobe for college. You can't bring just your spring clothes in spring. You better pack all your winter stuff to honey.

My point is, Missouri... pick ONE climate and keep it that way for at least two weeks.

There is absolutely no need for all four seasons in one week. Like seriously, calm the f down. In the words of T Swift, "you need to calm down." And since she is telling you, you better listen. No one disrespects Queen T.

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Dear Missouri,

I hope you read my article and took my thoughts and concerns into consideration. Please control yourself. I don't know what emotional phases you're going through, but you don't have to release your anger in the form of thunderstorms. Especially on my sunny days. I would greatly appreciate a more constant forecast that actually matches the season that we're currently in.

Much love,

Me, and all the rest of your people