I am the epitome of Princess Amelia Mignoette Grimaldi Thermopolis Renaldo. Don't believe me? By the end of this you're going to be like "SHUT UP!"

1. I cannot for the life of me figure out makeup.

What is this contouring junk people keep talking about? A special brush for just one layer of eye stuff? Be thankful I know how to put on foundation and mascara, that's as good as it will get.

2. When someone does get me tied down and paints my face, I look like a completely different person.

I don't let that person shine very often, I don't want to sit there for an hour. Enjoy it while it lasts.

3. Heels are a no-go.

Mia and I are both abnormally tall for being girls, so why must we add to the skyscraper-esk look? Don't even think about having me walk in them unless you are willing to pay for the damages I will cause. Walking with flat shoes on is a pain in itself.

4. If you think walking is difficult, then what would make you think dancing would be a good idea?

The only way you can get me to dance is if it is choreographed and I have rehearsed for months. Otherwise, I look like a whale on dry land flailing about.

5. Being lady-like is out of the picture.

I'm going to walk how I want, talk how I want, eat how I want and people are just going to have to deal. Unless I'm trying to impress someone, then maybe being somewhat more lady like is in order.

6. I have a few close friends.

Basically having a hundred pennies is more annoying than four quarters. That is somehow suppose to relate to having a few friends over a lot.

7. My pet is basically Fat Louie.

Star is a lazy dog that sleeps all day. Funny enough, he used to be overweight, now he's just normal weight. I also talk to him like he's human but then he looks at me like, "You're stupid, I don't know a word your saying."

8. Boys are a foreign subject.

Wut?

9. We both have long-ass names.

She has fourteen different letters, and I have thirteen; it's a mouth-full tongue-twister. It's so much faster just to use a shorten name. Trust me.

10. Invisibility is our superpower.

With being invisible, you get used to it. When people don't realize you're around, you hear all kinds of stuff. She gets sat on and people don't seem to see my car when driving. Don't worry! I'm a safe driver!!

11. Our cars are our "babies."

We are both proud of our cars and want everyone to meet them. Mia is slightly more obsessed with her car because, well, it's a 1966 powder blue Mustang. I just like mine because I'm comfortable driving her and she's my first vehicle. I named her Charlotte.

12. We are both independent women.

We are smart, independent women that don't need no man, but one would be nice. f someone says something we don't appreciate, we say something. If someone does something to make us upset, they'll know.

13. We both have the motto: "Yes I can!"

Nobody should tell us we can't do something. If they dare, watch out because we will show them and then some!

14. Flirting is confusing.

Just like Mia, picking up on flirting cues is difficult. The only way to get your point across is if you go right out and say it. Otherwise how should I know what you mean by the cryptic sentence you spoke?

15. The way to deal with anything: going back to bed.

Seriously, bed is the safest, comfiest and best place to be. It's the perfect hiding spot.

But, hey! If Mia can do it with a little practice and princess lessons, so can I! Now who's going to give me princess lessons?