Well, world here we are; patiently waiting for the Kardashian clan to announce if not one, not two, but three out of the clan is expecting a baby. As I sit here day in and day out patiently waiting and stalking every Instagram account and Snapchat news, I'm thinking, will the world ever know?
1. When social media exploded that three out of the five sisters are reportedly pregnant.
It was like media wild fire; the world stopped spinning and all time stopped. Kylie is reportedly expecting, Kim is reportedly expecting via surrogate and Khloe is reportedly expecting as well. MIND BLOWN!
2. It's almost been three weeks and not one announcement or statement was made.
I wake up every day and check every social media and news feed in the hopes that someone, anyone will come clean and acknowledge if these sisters are actually expecting.
3. When an article came out saying that Kylie spent $70,000 on baby items.
What did she buy? Is it true? Are we sure? I mean, I just need to know these things. Yes, it's extra to spend $70,000 on baby items for one baby, but I need to know!
4. Reading all of the pregnancy conspiracy theories.
Is Kylie the surrogate for Kim? Was it all predicted on "Life of Kylie"? Have they hinted at their pregnancies in past social media posts? It isn't fair, just be real with us. We're here, too, I've been devoted to all of you, just tell me.
5. Thinking about how Kris Jenner is probably freaking out and scheming her next business venture.
I mean Kris is probably in her office right now, thinking about all the Kylie lip kits and makeup palates that shall be swatched on her grandchild's arm and posted on Snapchat.
6. Laughing at every meme that has come from this experience.
I have laughed at every meme that has come from the pregnancy scandal. From the memes talking about Kylie to the one's about Kris, they just brighten your day and make you laugh.
7. Stalking and over-analyzing every photo that is posted of Khloe and Kylie.
I have wasted a solid four hours at least stalking every social media account of each Kardashian sister and looking for any hint of a bump. I have also analyzed every image of the sisters in public. I see them with their baggy sweatshirts and well-placed handbags. I see you! #Bumpwatch
8. Feeling like I really cannot Keep Up With The Kardashians.
Well, here I am at a loss. I really cannot keep up with the Kardashians and all of their pregnancy scandals. I hope and pray that the world will sometime learn if in fact the Kardashian sisters are expecting. Until then, I'm gonna go back to stalking all things Kardashian.