Kip Moldiman, a 33-year-old tax collector who in unaffectionately called "Moldy" by the many who detest him, has been called annoying all of his life. Moldiman, however, has always denied these critiques, calling his haters "jealous," "mistaken," and "just flat-out wrong." At least he did, until video proof changed Moldiman's life forever.

We at Odyssey followed Moldiman with cameras for three days, which was more than enough time to gather evidence proving his annoying character. Here are the results of this pain-staking test:

Day One:

When it is time for Moldiman to feed his six cats, he decides to "have a little fun" by attaching fishing line to their food bowls, before pulling their food away as soon as they're about to chow down. The cats proceed to attack him, but when Moldiman goes to the hospital to have his wounds checked, no one feels bad for him. This has happened before.

Day Two:

Moldiman spends three hours at work trying to tell his coworkers about what a hard sport water polo is. He calls the sport "underrated" several times, and attempts to force people sitting at their desks, working, to watch water polo matches. He passes a "Petition for People Against Sadness" around, but it is really just a sign-up sheet for the local water polo league, of which Moldiman is a member.

Day Three:

Moldiman calls his younger brother, an on-call ER doctor, and proceeds to keep him on the phone for nearly two hours to discuss "a mysterious rash that WebMD tells me is definitely cancer" (it was poison ivy) and his water polo team's match last night (they lost, but the other team was "stacked with Olympians" and it was fine, because he "almost scored six goals"). During this call, the younger Moldiman missed several emergency calls, and lives were consequentially lost.

The Verdict:

Watching the film back, Moldiman seemed slightly surprised.

"Oh, I guess I might be a little annoying after all," he wisely remarks.

Although Moldiman is unlikely to change his obnoxious ways any time in the near future, we at Odyssey are proud to be the ones to force this ghastly man to sit down and watch film of himself acting like human garbage, because we know that there's nothing less annoying than proving to someone else that they are wrong.

We have done the world a favor today (bragging isn't annoying either, at least, not when you're the one doing it).

You're welcome, world, and screw you Kip Moldiman!