When it comes to waiting for spring break, college students are two things: sick and tired of it. When it comes to listening to the nonsense that spews from Donald Trump's mouth, college students are two things: sick and tired of it. When spring break comes around, we college kids want to be on the beach with the wind in our hair, sand between our toes and getting as orange as Trump himself. Here is spring break as told by potential Republican Presidential nominee, Donald Trump.
1. Spring break has finally arrived and you couldn't be happier.
2. You walk out of your last class before the break.
3. You can barely pack because you're too busy dancing with excitement.
4. Your parents might ask how much money you'll need for your trip.
5. You get to your destination and spot someone in your sorority or fraternity -- and pictures must be taken with the flag.
6. Then you want to go eat everywhere and buy everything (and you think you can).
7. You then realize you have to chill with the spending.
8. Sadly, the time comes when you have to depart paradise and head back home.
9. The you realize the professor assigned work -- over the break? Why?
10. So, you just end up writing a bunch of random stuff, hoping for the best.
11. There's really only one real solution.
12. Much to your dismay, you cannot return to paradise, so you just sit in class the next Monday.
Can spring break be two weeks instead of one? Or 51 weeks? I think that's fair.