What do you hate about girls? Do you hate the way they carry you for nine months? Bring you to life? Comfort, hold, and nurse you? Do you hate the way the feed you when you cry? Do you hate the way they wash your hands for you? Or the way the brush your fly away hairs from your face?
What do you hate about girls? The way they hold hands in crowded places? Do you hate the way they text you to make sure you are home safe? Or how they lick their thumb to wipe something off your face? Do you hate how they put their hand over your open drink when you leave for the bathroom? Is it the way they tell you how beautiful you look dressed up on a Friday?
What do you hate about girls? How the hold the back of your head when you cry? Or is it the way they let you share a bed with them when you're home sick? Do you hate the way they touch your face when you're visibly upset? Or the way they pull you aside when you seem shaken up? Is it the way the cover you in a blanket when you lay down on a bad day? Or the way they'll hug the air right out of you?
What do you hate about girls? The way the push their dessert to the middle of the table for you to try? Or the way they point the straw to you to take a sip? Do you hate the way they offer to get you a coffee before the morning shift? Or how the offer you their sweater when they notice you have goosebumps? Does it bother you the way they link their arm through yours when you're walking to class?
What do you hate about girls? Do you hate the way they follow their hearts? Or the way the water the plants? Do you hate the way they teach your class? Or the way they love? Or is it the way the make sure you're okay?
What do you hate about girls? The way the sun hits their cheeks in the spring? Or the way their skin is always flushed? Do you hate the way they straighten their skirts or button their shirts? Do you hate the way the lean out the window to yell to the neighbors? Or do you hate the tone of voice in which they ask about your day?
What do you hate about girls? The way they offer to bring you lunch to class? How they check in on you when you don’t respond? Do you hate the way their fingernails shine red polish? Or how their makeup looks like art on their eyelids? Do you hate the way they run their fingers through your hair when you tell a story? Or how they put their hand on your knee to get your attention?
What is it? What is it that seems to drive everyone so crazy? What is it that makes you hate girls? I’m dying to know.