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A Love Letter To Taco Bell

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Connor Marmen
Apr 26, 2016
Murfreesboro, Tennessee
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A Love Letter To Taco Bell
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Dear Taco Bell,

It's been two days since I have last seen you. Two days since your beautiful doors have welcomed me into paradise. Forty-eight hours since my nostrils have been filled with the sweet aroma of cheese sauce and seasoned beef. How much longer must I wait to see you again? Oh, Taco Bell, how I love thee. The sweetness of your cinnamon twists floods my heart with joy. The melty-goodness of your cheesy roll-up stirs up my soul.

Dearest Taco Bell, thou art a rose among the thorns, a diamond in the rough, an oasis in the desert. Big Macs and Whoppers are pale in comparison to the radiant beauty of the Quesarito. Burgers and fries do not compete with tacos at so fair a price. In your presence, my wallet stays full and my taste buds are pleased. There is no one else like you and there never will be. You set me free from bowel obstruction and loosen the chains of constipation. Cheesy beans and steak supreme cleanse me from all of my impurities. My toilet loathes you, but I know that you love me back. I know you love me when you tenderly call my name so that I may obtain the gift that you bestow. I know you love me when you leave notes on the sauce packets, to remind me that you care.

Speaking of sauce, you know that we are all different, so you provide us with four varying degrees of heat. You truly do care. When I see that shining pink bell, I feel at rest, like I’m finally home. At first bite, the CrunchWrap Supreme, makes me feel like I’m in heaven. An hour later on the toilet, it makes me feel like I’m in hell, but sometimes love hurts. Sometimes things don’t work out, and we have to say goodbye to Diablo Sauce and Sriracha Chicken Crunchwraps.

However, you always come back with something even more lovely, the Quesalupa. Taco Bell forgive me for doubting you, I know that you do what you do because you love me and you what the best for me. Taco Bell thank you for keeping your prices low and your spirits high, always providing us with the highest quality of fast-food. Oh, Taco Bell, I love you and I want everyone on this spherical planet to know that I do.

With Love,

Hungry American
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