Okay so we all remember the love calculator, right? Well if you don't let me fill you in: the love calculator is this silly thing that everyone used in the fifth grade to test out how much they matched with their crush.
You put in both of your names and it comes out with a percentage of how much in love and a match you guys are. I completely forgot all about it until I saw a meme about it while I was scrolling through Facebook.
So I decided to test it on boys that I've had a thing with and boys that I used to like and here's what I got. For privacy reasons I'm only using the first letter of their name but I'm giving a tiny background.
1. Sarah and T.
I only liked this kid for 3 days my junior year but I'm pretty sure he knew. Oh and so much for senior prom, jerk lol. 1% for 3 days of me liking him, seems fair enough.
3. Sarah and Z.
My friends with benefits after my first break up. 1% because I was only 1% interested in him, and that 1% interest was in his taste in TV shows to binge watch.
4. Sarah and P.
A Tinder date but I also knew him in real life so I don't think it actually counts as a Tinder date. But either way, my first super awkward and bad date. 27% is fair enough, even though I wanted to stab myself in the eye with the fork the entire date.
5. Sarah and J.
Ew. Pretty sure that was all me and none of him.
6. Sarah and S.
The second most awkward date I've ever been on. 33% seems way too high, it should be like 3%.
7. Sarah and B.
I used to like this boy on and off throughout high school and then after we both were going through breakups we had a brief friends-with-benefits. 1% because only 1% of the time was I not bored, fair enough.
8. Sarah and K.
EW! 14% more like -14%.
9. Sarah and A.
Honestly, we were just friends but I thought it would be funny to test this one out. LOL, okay.
Based on this I think it's safe to say that the universe does NOT want me to be with anyone I went to high school with or go to college with and I am 100% on board with that.