Wolfeboro, NH is a cute little town that everyone is obsessed with. But even living close to Wolfeboro, it has proven to be a struggle, due to the sheer mass of tourists. We all know about these hardships, and I wish you the best in dealing with them this summer.
1. Each state has its own kind of drivers.
Be it Massholes or Mainiacs, no one can drive as politely as New Hampshire folk.
2. The traffic is never ending.
Everyone wants to come through Main Street at the same time every day, leading to the never ending traffic jam.
3. You know every back road to avoid Main.
Friend Street is your best friend and worst enemy at the same time, especially in the winter.
4. Your shift will get extended more days than not.
Though your shift was originally 3-9, you might as well stay till 11.
5. The line at Dunkins is always insane.
Of course, this is to be expected. New England literally runs on Dunks. But it still remains to be said.
6. The beaches are always overflowing with loud tourists.
Everyone and their grandma wants to go to Brewster Beach, everyday. Nowhere is safe from tourists besides your backyard.
7. All the good mountains are too packed to hike.
It's so unfair, you can't even trail run because of the families taking up the ENTIRE trail.
8. The line at Bailey's Bubble and Dockside are too much to deal with.
When worst comes to worst, you can always go to Hannaford and get some Giffords.
9. You'll get asked more than once if you've ever seen Jimmy Fallon or Mitt Romney.
No, I haven't and I'm still bitter about it. Go ask James, he probably has.
10. The Yum Yum Shop is hype.
But really, the gingerbread men are to die for, so leggo.
11. It's almost impossible to run the path because of all the bikers.
But really they don't warn you if they're coming, they just assume you can hear them. Or they just hit you. Either works, really.
