Recently I’ve found myself feeling quite anxious about many everyday situations and dilemmas. Being the listicle type of person that I am, I’ve decided to create a list of some of my fears:

List of Fears:

1. Fear of getting sick
2. Fear of germsFear of the letter “G”
3. Fear of failure
4. Fear of flying
5. Of driving
6. Of flamingos
7. Of fancy people
8. Of wet handshakes
9. Of Avocados
10. Stale root beer
11. Familiar looking strangers
12. Stale bread
13. Soggy bread
14. Hard foods
15. Tight socks
16. Cars
17. Money
18. Dry skin
19. Dark crevices
20. Soggy spaghetti
21. Misspelling spaghetti in front of people
22. Roller Coasters
23. Words that sound like they could be one word, but also possibly two words
    1. See Roller Coasters
    2. See Chalkboards
24. Bees stinging me on the back of my neck
    1. Very specifically the back of my neck
25. Losing people
26. Superstition
27. Witches
28. Feeling Sad
29. Turtles
30. Punk rock bands
31. Commitment
32. Social acceptance
33. Cults
34. The future
35. That scratchy sound chalkboards make
    1. See number 24
36. Limes
37. Being trapped inside a snowglobe
38. Not being trapped inside a snowglobe
39. Umpa lumpas
    1. Especially the ones from the original Willy Wonka Movie
40. Santa Claus
    1. The only time of the year where it is socially acceptable for a large man to break into your home and leave you “gifts.”
41. Boredom
42. Broken Clocks
43. Fast clocks
44. Slow clocks
45. Accurate clocks
46. Clocks
    1. That word sounds weird the more you say it
47. Words that sound weird the more you say them
    1. See “Clocks”
48. Spaghetti squash
    1. See number 21 & 22
49. People touching me
50. Food touching on my plate
51. Butterflies
52. Messes
53. Changing plans
54. Heights
55. Caves
56. Opposites
57. Nuclear Holocausts
58. Babies
59. Old people
60. odd numbers
61. Losing control
    1. See numbers 1-60