Life Lessons Taught To Us By Kevin Malone
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Life Lessons Taught To Us By Kevin Malone

Not Ashton Kutcher, it's Kevin Malone.

Kelsey Hall
Jan 25, 2016
Texas Woman's University
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Everyone that has watched "The Office" knows the greatness that Kevin Malone embodies. He is one of the three accountants working at Dunder Mifflin Paper Company, he often avoids the spotlight but when he comes in frame you can always count on Kevin for a blunt offensive comment. Although he might be simpleminded at times, there are a few moments where Kevin has stokes of genius that make you believe that he is the smartest out of all of his co-workers…even Dwight.

He taught us how to have a productive weekend.

He taught us how to keep the romance alive.

He taught us how to party…

And how to be chill.

He taught us the importance of eating our vegetables.

He taught us how to express ourselves through poetry.


He taught us to understand that time is money.

He taught us that cupcakes aren't delicious treats, but a crime against nature.

He taught us what it’s like to be the most beloved person in the room.

He taught us to understand that even though life can be confusing; you just have to push through.

He taught us to know the importance of gathering all of our valuables during a fire.

And soon... #MALONE2016.


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