Listen, guys... I hate to break it to you but I can't seem to say or do anything right. I can't post or share a single tweet or Facebook post without someone being offended — let me tell you, it takes the joy out of life.
There's no doubt, we're all entitled to our opinion... or whatever. But please, for the love of (I won't say G*d because everyone may get offended) whatever, STOP being offended by every gosh darn thing.
I promise we don't need Facebook warriors to remind us that they hate when people post about Trump. We also don't need you to tell us how offensive country music is... or how offensive it is that we don't refer to your sisters' boyfriends dogs best friend as the correct letter of the LGBTQIA+ alphabet.
We love guns, we love our country, we love our president and that is also OK... I swear up and down that we aren't going to come into your house and take the life of your kitten.
We really don't care about how great you think Hillary would have been if she was elected to be POTUS... but we would appreciate it if you didn’t keel over and have a heart attack when we share a photo of a father and daughter wearing MAGA shirts.
It’s not that serious.
Yes, I know the conservatives annoy the hell out of you... our crazy beliefs and what not, but you, me, and the fella next door would be a heck of a lot happier if y'all didn't get offended by everything.
With that being said... I think we can get along just fine.