Hey dude, it's me. How's it going? How did we meet? Was it the infamous Tinder or a "love at first sight" type of thing? I have quite a few questions if you can see. You'll know by now, that I love asking questions, so I hope you're not bothered by it.
If you can't tell, this is a letter to my future boyfriend, as the year ends I'm trying to be a little less pessimistic. It's hard, but the effort is what counts. I really don't think I'll ever find that special "someone" because honestly, I have the worst luck.
Maybe, If I wish it a little harder on a shooting star tonight, I'll find "him". While I'm at it, I'll devise a little letter to my future boyfriend. Hey you, if you're out there, this is for you.
Well hello! I have a few questions for you, about yourself and us too, obviously.
So dude, why are you with me? In all honesty, I'm no Kendall Jenner, so I have questions. Why do you like me? What made you like me? Was it my witty attitude or living love for One Direction? I still have faith for the reunion.
I'm not perfect, which you'll quickly discover that I laugh at the weirdest things and I refuse to cry in front of anyone. I've always said, I want to be with someone that'll make me laugh during the best and worst times, will you be able to do that?
Do you like spicy food? I mean, if you're with me, you kinda have to. It's almost ingrained in my blood to love that little kick, so come on dude, I hope you do.
Have you met my parents yet? They'll probably be shocked that I'm bringing someone home. Not that they don't have hope for my future endeavors in love, but they've kind of given up. They probably probed you with a lot of questions, that's where I got it from. I bet they like you though, it wouldn't be too hard.
I'm an odd person, if you can't tell, I wouldn't consider myself a total weirdo, but....everyone has their quirks. Have I told you about the time I spent obsessed with One Direction as a teenager? Everyone was a little weird as a teenager, I bet you were too.
Do you laugh at all my dumb jokes? I make a lot of jokes to deal with the awkward silence in the room. You'll probably start realizing that, I like to think I'm funny. Please laugh at all my good and bad jokes, just so I don't feel embarrassed.
Finally, the most crucial question of them all, will you always undoubtedly love me? I'm not sure if it's a dumb question or not, but it's important to me. I just want to know that you'll always be by my side through it all. Please, don't go if it gets a little hard.
Well, future boyfriend, I hope you're doing well and that we're doing just fine. I hope you love me and I love you, too. Don't be a drag, that's the least that I'll have. So long boo, I'll see you soon.