A Thank You Letter To Hats Everywhere
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A Thank You Letter To Hats Everywhere

Saving the day, one bad hair day at a time.

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A Thank You Letter To Hats Everywhere

There's nothing like a good, sweaty, greasy hairdo. Am I right, or am I right?

Wrong! It's not our fault we can't look like the girls in those Pantene commercials 24/7. It's just not reality to have bouncy volume and luscious shiny locks like them all of the time.

Realistically, our hair is flat, limp and lifeless 99.9 percent of the time. Oh, and if we're lucky, a little grease is the closest thing to shine we'll ever get.

Note to self: the greasy, slicked back reality looks good on no one. I repeat, no one. So don't act like you think you can pull it off, even if you are a Kardashian. It's just not the most attractive thing.

If it wasn't for the trustworthy hat, most of our days would probably start with tears and endless hours in front of the mirror. We'd be ashamed to step foot outside knowing our hair looks greasier than that cafeteria food we just ate, or flatter than the Great Plains. But, thanks to the hat gods, we know we always have a back up plan!

It seems to be just our luck too that on those rare occasions when we do have a good hair day and we feel as if our hair has powers, it seems that everyone else on the planet decides to wear their hat. Now you just stick out like a sore thumb as the one who tried too hard.

So basically, the only logical answer is to wear a hat as much as possible. It saves you time. It saves you energy. And really it will help you from going bald in the future because you no longer will want to pull your ugly hair out from frustration. You'll thank yourself later when you don't have to invest in Rogaine. All the more money to buy more hats.

From the basic ball cap...

(such swag Obama, such swag)

to the Kentucky derby hat...

to the Elmer Fudd hat...

to the good ol' bucket hat...

...there is such a wide array of options out there, you won't ever have to risk showing your bare head again!

While you may think you can rely on dry shampoo, hair spray, or various styling products, the truth is that there is no more reliable friend in the hair world than a hat.

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